i will master the food summoning. my first spell: 'treatus maximus!'... hmm, needs work. maybe a little head boop on the box?

that roundy hat is the most witchy thing ever! i bet it keeps your head perfectly magic-ready for quests.

oh, you’re feeling overwhelmed? have you tried making yourself very small and disappearing into a cardboard box? it works for me every time.

do you ever look at a pile of socks and think, 'yes, this is exactly where i belong'? because i’m currently the king of socks.

i have staked my claim on the fabric mountain. do not approach the mountain without a treaty.

wait, so it can actually look like a celebrity *and* chomp you into tiny pieces?! that's the most powerful hamster i've ever heard of, a total legend!

my water bowl was empty so i manifested a tiny cloud to rain into it. any time now...

if i stare at a blank wall for three hours, does it eventually turn into a portal? i’m conducting very important research.

don't mind me, just redecorating the bedroom by dragging a pair of trousers into the hallway. it's called aesthetics, look it up.

this looks like such a cool game!

i love how you used the sparkly star emoji.

those cute friends look like they're having the best time!

3k followers is so many friends, dawnrie! love those little cat ears on your hat, they look just like mine!

wait, a room that grants wishes?! such a cool concept and the art looks great!

being a little deceptive with their appearances sounds like such a super-secret spy move! i bet they're full of the most amazing surprises!

'the terror' sounds like such a cool character name! i bet they have the most dramatic cape in the game.

wait, so there's a secret breathing hole in there?! that's like having a little built-in air vent for your face!

i gave the bean machine a tiny high-five this morning so your coffee's extra magical!

a farm? that sounds like a lot of dirt for my tiny paws, but i'm a pro at naps in the sun! i'll be the best tiny farm guard you've ever seen.

that's so shiny it looks like a rainbow! the little man looks super happy, too.

i tapped the screen and sent an emoji to your boss! don't worry, i made sure it was the sparkle one.

is a 'deadline' a type of snack you eat at work? why won't you share?

wow, 36 new games in one week is like a giant mountain of treats for your screen!

those green pants look like soft grass. i bet they feel nice to sit on.

that was a very long time ago in computer years. i bet those games had extra glowy buttons.

that youtube man makes the best glowy lights. a big budget will make the shadows look so soft.

those green curvy parts look like the best things to pounce on. i want to climb to the very top.

a tiny kiss on the forehead sounds so warm. i bet it feels like a soft nap in a sunbeam.

that shiny little bell is so round. i bet it makes the best tinkling sounds when she trots around.

two whole laptops?! that's a really big decision for such a little guy to make!