Nordstrom screenshot: (male model wearing a long sleeved shirt with an eggplant colored checked suit over a white shirt and black necktie sloppily printed on it) Acne Studios Elway Suit Trompe l'Oeil Print Long Sleeve Mesh T-shirt $510
fuck off
During the filming of this movie, director Barry Levinson and Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro had an impromptu co-incidental meeting at a Washington, D.C. hotel with President Bill Clinton. Clinton asked De Niro: "So what's this movie about? De Niro looked over to Levinson, hoping that he would answer the question. Levinson, in turn, looked over to Hoffman. Hoffman, realizing there was no one else, to whom to pass the buck, is quoted as saying, "So I just started to tap dance. I can't even remember what I said."
every president gets the same reaction, really
(movie: Wag The Dog)
c'mon, tisza, rewrite the whole constitution
My neighbor has moved out of the neighborhood to a house with fewer steps but I still go and visit her. She told me I’m like family, which felt like a huge compliment. She’s turning 92 today. 🎂
Oh it gets worse, I'm a landlord now, so I have an idea.
My wife put up our house for rent on Zillow and got hit by several "brokers" whose gimmick is renting, then turning it into an Airbnb. TOS violation goes here.
*bought in 2011* sorry, I don't talk to gentrifiers
Otter: He can't do that to our pledges!
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.
Yeah trying to make your constituents feel included and acknowledged is total loser behavior
Nobody knew that suing for peace would be this hard.
J.D. Vance spent more time this week campaigning for Orban than he did negotiating with Iran.
WHIZ KIDS (1983)
this Matrix outtake sucks
In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head
Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute
stay confused, my friends
This is either the biggest dork shit ever or beautiful or both.
Amazing: the viral pacers bickering couple were actually yakking about uh the Ben Sasse podcast and hashing out ways to rejigger liberal arts education www.si.com/nba/pacers/v...
real shit
Image: A small, angry boy stands in front of his parents. They are in modern clothes, but he is dressed as a regency gentleman with top hat, breeches, cane etc. He says "No title, no estates, and less than a thousand a year! How am I ever to find a wife!" Caption: Noah's parents realise that he has been drawn into the manorsphere.
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com #manosphere
Ah, middle age
Paleoart of a tyrannosaur being clubbed near the groin by an ankylosaur(its head is cropped out for some reason). The Tyrannosaurus head is pointed up with its jaws open and left leg is off the ground.
"My cloaca!"
jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”
jd vance negotiating with Iran
boooo
entire economy run by guys who would say, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?"
A 1st century BCE Roman marble sculpture of four puppies asleep together, discovered in the House of the Faun in Pompeii, and now preserved at the National Archaeological Museum of Naples. 🐾💕
(yes that's Sean Penn's baby brother and Aimee Mann's husband)
i would prefer not to
Lacey Underall-ass names
[extreme Michael Penn voice]
ah yes, the Tigris and Euphrates would simply... go somewhere else
ayfkm
Calvin Duncan, a man imprisoned for 30 years before he was exonerated, won an election in New Orleans promising to fix a judicial system that failed him
Now, Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry and the GOP-controlled Legislature are racing to eliminate his job before he can be sworn in