We all love leaches!!!
They make great pets

#funpets #supportanimals

The guy making my coffee today very politely asked me why I always come in, in bare feet.
“I like to be connected to the ground” I think he was quite impressed by my response.

I’m struggling so much to get this assignment done!! I even went and got my lip pierced to escape from doing it.

Can I ask what the shading is done with?

This is Gizmo…
He’s dead, I miss him a lot

Insta - @mymategizmo

A large piece of dark purple paper/card please 🙏

He boiled for your sins…

This guy tried to sell me drugs the other night…
I recommend the MD

You’re the guy from the hamburger train, right?

#Primus

I really need to put some pants on…
Just going to make a coffee ☕️ first

I absolutely love love this quote I heard this morning…

“When it became fashionable to blend misogyny and homophobia into a diarrhoea cocktail called transphobia” - Forrest Valkai

I knew they were up to something!! Keeping secrets!!!

Who is the mastermind behind the potted plants?…
Sebastian

Life goals 💕

I am no longer a salmon, Robert…
I have changed my ways

#Marcustheworm

Bob!?!?

So my breast surgeon told me I need to stimulate my nipples more… 🤷‍♀️ Okay :)

Messing around in the studio today, it was sooo much fun!!!

Crumbs!!
I’ve broken my toe again

“20 years from now having a dick will qualify you for disability insurance “ - Mad, Sad & Bad pod cast

I talk to all creatures, big and small 💕

Dave Pollot, a #NewYork– based #artist who transforms forgotten #thriftstore paintings into witty pop-culture mashups. By carefully #painting into existing #artworks w/o disturbing their original style, he reimagines classical landscapes & still lifes w/ unexpected modern references

@davepollotart

Nit sprinkles for those who dare oppose me!!

Would animal organs (liver or heart) look better on a white or black background?

#art #photography

i love pangolins

Garlic butter ice cream!!! Fuck yeah!!

Someone should make Bee seeds, sprinkle them in the garden and bees sprout.

Who has beef with corn?
It’s never done harm to anyone

Just remember kids…

#art #ink

This is pure genius 💕 I’ve never thought to freeze cake