My most rogue hear me out might be riff raff from rocky horror you know. Like I genuinely question myself.

Honestly why the fuck.

I mean literally where ygm

At this point 1000%

I'm pretty sure that was the case weeks ago but this is the final nail. I'll eat my hat if he's still here by Christmas.

Starmer is despicable. Every claim of decency and standards in public office was shown to be just another lie in his pyre.

There is nothing he wouldn't lie about in order to get into power. It's not even like he's doing anything whilst in power. He has lied to everyone about everything for nothing.

Brought to you by everyone who since 2016 said "You aren't helping the cause by being alarmist. The BBC isn't biased, it just presents all sides equally and you don't like that."

KY Jelly offers better fucking resistance...

It’s very hard not to give up…
The media outlets that we should be able to trust to hold power to account are in the pockets of power. They undermine our democracy every day.
I despair, I really do.

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened.

Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah.

(h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

"that man couldn't lie straight in bed" 💀💀💀

“Why didn’t he ask”, it’s as simple as that. She’s bang on.

No instead you post pictures of you running with 0 likes or engagement.

Typical centrist dad behaviour.

Thornberry saying "we asked the questions and only got partial truths" is quite a specific turn of phrase to secure her own committee from opposition criticism whilst also criticising the PM.

Fucking hell you're a bore.

This statement by Starmer is absolute crap. This was not the fault of the foreign office. This is Starmer's fault and Labour's fault. It is so clear Starmer's Number 10 wanted to appoint him regardless of what vetting showed, and buried their head in the sand over it.

I'm yet to decide between the Edgeley Community Association and the Green Party for council tbf

The Labour Party just put a leaflet through my door and honestly, they'd be my fourth choice in the coming election. Not a chance in hell.

This is beyond “shit writes itself”, this government is so arrogant it didn’t see the gaping hole of a trap or thought it would outstep it

Rank

Keir Starmer’s wife this morning packing his angry eyes, just in case

"I accidentally told a massive stinking lie to you by mistake"

Right. Okay. Sure.

Handy Guide:

✅ Free Speech: When GCs who had no relation to my University complained to try and get me kicked off my course

❌ Not Free Speech: Exercising one's right to peaceful protest against those advocating your exclusion from society – on the campus you have to live and work in

Nah there's not quite the ceiling height now that the insulation is in there

Unbelievably successful weekend boarding and insulating my own loft tbf. What a win.

Sissi for my favourite sissi

This!! 👇👏👏👏👏

Alors on danse being released in 2010 feels wrong? In my brain it exists in the same era as Darude Sandstorm, not Pink's Raise Your Glass

This isn't just twink death.

This is twink 9/11

I'm out in Stockport with my dad after a successful day of loft boarding and Jesus fucking Christ is this a good town

I know it's not useful discourse, but Britain First supporters really are just fucking ugly. Ugly fat "patriots" who cling to national pride because they've nowt to be proud of in themselves.

“Men who are too odious to find dates in their own wealthy countries visit poorer countries and use their money to try to sexually coerce women in need”

He literally ran on "restore ministerial standards"