Lee is at least making some hard contact. Ramos is making no contact, with bat speeds much lower than last yr.
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Based on the return they got, Gavin Kilen and loose change sounds similar in value. The main player Seattle gave up was drafted right after him..
Probably hit about 7 home runs in our park, but I'd rather do that than trade our prospects.
Thanks, I always look forward to that. At least you don't have to type as much this year, since the signing class is currently three. It's a quality over quantity class.π€
A great example of dementia is when you tell everyone you deserve a Nobel Peace Prize the day before bombing another country.
New official White House portraits just released:
Elon deleted this tweet. It'd be a real shame if everybody kept posting it.π€₯
Sure his cars suck, his rockets combust, and he destroyed Twitter, but you do kind of have to admire Elon's dedication to being completely hated by both political parties..
Think Trump drove his Tesla to work today?π
In a major escalation of his feud with Trump, Elon quickly releases the CyberTaco:
Elon and Trump's relationship is going through a rapid unscheduled dissassembly..
Trump's so pissed at Elon, that he's going to put a 300% tariff on ketamine..
The Dope
So far Elon Musk has cut more money from his net worth than he has the Federal Government..ππ
Unconfirmed reports are saying the Pope's last words were "Is that eyeliner..."
Hilarious that Pete Hegseth fired three of his staffers for leaking, while he texts war plans to his family and the editor of the Atlantic..
Wow, Trump just posted another totally real photo of Kilmar Abrego Garcia's MS-13 tattoo:
Stormy Daniels is set to announce a 50% tariff on orange mushrooms..π
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In order to make their communications more secure, the Trump administration has now agreed to only discuss their war plans in Amazon reviews:
Fun Fact:
All of his election fraud lawsuits were frivolous lawsuits..
Pretty sure she lost her virginity to Hitler..
Alright then. π
Fixed it.
"First 1000 buyers get FREE tickets to Wally World!"
Elon and Trump pushing the new Cybertruck:
After a considerable amount of work, I was able to un-redact some of Pam Biondi's Epstein files:
Guess what my maga family members are getting for Christmas..πππππ
Finally