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Every time I read a piece about somebody with an “ai-assisted editing process” I feel like I’m watching someone trying to intellectualize a deliberate choice not to think or concentrate

I’ll take your suggestion under advibesment, meaning that I may follow it, depending on vibes

“My enjoyment of the game doesn’t hinge on my team winning,” I said. “I just love baseball,” I said.

Smug motherfucker

Lee Cronin < Leek Ronin

The Prestige (2006)

Alert - Alert - A million people think it’s “I could have swarm”

A faithful, slightly slavish, yet still abstracted digital recreation of The Clash’s London Calling album cover. Featuring a guy lit by a spotlight on a stage in a very wide stance and bent over with his head down, holding an electric guitar like an axe by the neck just an instant before he smashes it into the floor. Small white type at the top reads ‘Maybe it’ll’, then down the left side in pink and the bottom in green larger block lettering reads ‘happen today’.

A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’

#mets

I played Minecraft for the first time today (my son is 3 and learning to Game) and came across a pig. The fact that you can hit the pig, but not pet the pig, was a terrible disappointment. Do not show me a pig and force me to be either mean or indifferent to the pig.

Salute to an all-time tweet

In a 1991 documentary that Trump suppressed, Christopher Reeve comments on Donald Trump:

"𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥."

youtu.be/cUXWCMFphBE?...

I say “I will” in this voice at least 3 times a week

Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.

Attn @depechejoe.bsky.social

ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…

Metal Gear…

Update: Eliminating buttons wasn’t enough. Suggest the Mets try wearing shorts tomorrow

The Mets have been struggling for a simple reason: Buttons. Too many buttons on their jerseys! They’re distracting and the players are using up all their dexterity before first pitch just fastening them. Pullover jerseys are the solution.

I’m married and monogamous, sorry

Apu, talking to Homer at the counter of the Kwik-E-Mart while dressed in a Mets jersey and a cowboy hat. Caption: The NY Mets are my favorite squadron.

Homer skiing downhill, stuck in a split, getting wailed in the crotch by a pile of snow. Caption: This is the worst pain ever!

See the bugs on my skin
No one else can see them crawling
Only you know what this is
No one else
No one else
Can see the worms on your lips

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

Astronaut Cristina Koch in her flight suit, minus helmet, plus a baseball cap sporting the text “Went to the moon and all I got was this stupid hat”

I wish this said “went to the moon, plus I got this stupid hat”

Killer Klowns from Outer Space? Brother I got enough problems from the Killer Klowns in Kongress! And, buddy, that acronym’s no accident! *I take a long sip of my whiskey to a mix of cheers and jeers from the audience*

Going from 2 Isas Briones to 1 Isa Briones to 0 was such a mistake when they could theoretically do a show of only Isas Briones.

Poster to the 1994 film The Pagemaster shows a live-action Macauley Culkin holding a cartoons sword amidst various cartoon fantasy characters like wizards and dragons, plus three anthropomorphic books.

The 1994 family film The Pagemaster has an ABSURD "Did A Star Trek" rating. 43% of the credited cast worked on a Star Trek film, TV series, or video game, including Patrick Stewart, Leonard Nimoy, Whoopi Goldberg, Christopher Lloyd, and Robert Picardo.

We’re gonna be bringing Data back next season but his daughter’s not in TNG so we don’t think having them meet is something our audience should care about. Let’s just forget about her. Gotta free up budget for Marina Sirtis to come back and do — well nothing, really.