the best art makes me feel 10% more insane than i was before i experienced it

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

At least a dozen people out there

A tipster sent me the "Committed" AI graphic generator for Cal's Spring Game, which allows you to commit anyone to Cal

Am in 30s, decided to take the kids on a road trip to a different city every year and root for the home team… will be done in their 30s. Last year we were Cubs fans, this year… Pirates 💀🏴‍☠️

So, a reason I keep sharing alterna-reads to HP is bc I'm not talking to superfan adults, I'm talking to parents/teachers/librarians who are making book purchasing choices for kids -- I really think it's a needed step in killing the cyclical support this series gets

thats andy @andymoney69 i can't wait to take my kid to a baseball game "daddy what's going on" shut the fuck up im calculating win probability jesus christ 11:35 AM • 11/28/12 • Twitter for iPhone 1,964 Retweets 86 Quote Tweets 4,287 Likes

MAGA idiot picks a fight with *this dude* then gets his ass kicked and goes running to the cops. It'd be funnier if it weren't so on-brand. I'll never get over the fact that the Republican party is supposed to be the party for "tough guys."

There's a specific tone of cheer when a guy and his bros realize a complicated low-stakes scheme is going to work. It's the sound of dudes rocking and it's the most beautiful sound in the world.

One of my favourite facts is that the spiky tail of a stegosaurus didn't used to have a specific name, until Gary Larson published this Far Side cartoon, at which point "thagomizer" was adopted by paleontologists.

I'm not a believer in the Great Man Theory of History, but there's a certain credibility to the Fucking Idiot Theory of History. And a Fucking Idiot may well just have got us all into World War Three. 6/6

back in the day if u did a tv show called baseball vampire you'd see that fool knocking dingers every week,

If she can resist the vocal stim of "Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast. Faces pass and I'm homebound"

I
Don't
Even
Want
Her!!!!!!!

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

I'm real life frens w Sterling + Ryan in my head. I love them so much😭😂

Keep Honking! I'm Liking Sinners And One Battle After Another The Exact Right Amount

I didn't really understand Twink Death as a concept until this happened

Ides of march huh. It’s sooooo crazy how Brutus is remembered centuries later for doing that to the big guy everyone hated. No one even seems that mad at him in retrospect! Much to consider

The whole world is writing 'have a great summer!' in the US's yearbook.

i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

hold on a second im still imagining. wow what a mess. still fathoming gimme a minute

You sound like an unhinged person if you in plain words describe what’s happening, but the Trump admin demanded Anthropic’s AI be able to kill things for it w/out human approval and also do mass surveillance.

Anthropic said no, and now the admin is trying to destroy the company in retaliation.

Kat Abugazalah, candidate for IL-9, on the Chicago Report debate absolutely crushing

Guys, idk, i think electing someone who can absolutely dogwalk establishment dems while calling for the end of billionaires, abolishing ice, and providing for the material needs of all people might have some juice here.

go, @katmabu.bsky.social, go!

#ChicagoElection
#IL9

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9