Hell yeah

Don't forget the chicken!

They're calling it San Francisco's water-gulping sexist store.

Imagining the critic throwing down their beret in anger, breaking a baguette in half

(They start advertising May the Fourth earlier and earlier every year.)

May the Fourth 2026 May the fourth be with you! We invite you to our online wine store to shop our may the Fourth signature selections.

*me decanting my Star Wars wine*

"Would you like the '80 Yoda merlot, mi' lady"

First and last!

How Long Until Drake’s Iceman Sculpture Melts? A Quantum Physicist Weighs In Pitchfork - Latest News / by Jazz Monroe / Apr 21, 2026 at 8:37 AM Ice sculpture

I guess this is part of the discourse.

"MICHAEL!"

'Michael' director Antoine Fuqua questions Jackson accusers' integrity: "Sometimes people do nasty things for money” The director of the new MIchael Jackson biopic has weighed in with his opinions on the accusations made against the singer

Hey, another reason not to see this movie!

Hot-air balloon lands right outside the back door: ‘13 people in a basket waving at us' A Temecula couple talks about their surprise in finding a hot-air balloon with 13 passengers had made an emergency landing in their backyard.

.@alfiesays.bsky.social I'm glad you're okay

It's interesting that one of Drake's nicknames is "The Boy" considering what he's more commonly known for these days.

Anyway, back to today's discourse.

martin lawrence black knight "a rip-roaring comedy!"

Michael Jackson didn't own the Elephant Man's bones. He rented the bones (to lure kids to Neverland) because it was cheaper.

He's definitely going to implant AI into a sexbot.

Jokes on you, weed holiday: I can be paranoid without marijuana!

It's both, but you have to do the second part first

FREE Free Knuckle Sandwich Brisbane, CA

There's gotta be something wrong with it

"Michael": In Theatres April 24, 2026

Michael Jackson's gradual vitiligo (pigment discoloration) was the pedophile affliction taking over his mind and body

I saw someone in an airport reading his latest book. Maybe he was "gifted" it to be seen in the wild

Fred Durst to Lil Wayne: Let’s Start a “Gathering” for Artists “Uninvited” by Coachella and Grammys

LATER: "We've re-created the Gathering of the Juggalos."

This also works for any gender. (Chris Brown fans span different genders but unite in being awful.)

A spitting image

How to Get Tickets for Usher and Chris Brown’s 2026 Co-Headlining Tour

1. Get the pre-sale code from the manosphere video you're watching
2. Yell at your female to get the credit card number