Translation:

This deal is about to be exactly like the JCPOA, minus Obama’s signature

Seems to me like Trump is desperately begging Iran to sign a replica of the Obama JCPOA he tore up. All for the low low price of thousands dead, global instability, high energy prices, and a toll on ships through the once-free strait of Hormuz.

This is as good as everyone's saying it is. The anti-corruption message is a good one, imo

🔥SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner’s on the Saudi payroll for $2 BILLION— as he leads 🇺🇸 diplomacy + asks sheikhs for billions more… Never have we seen so little effort to hide so much corruption. The Mar-a-Lago mafia taking corruption to spectacular new heights.”

Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent for the Wall Street Journal:

He's an evil piece of shit, and after 10 years we're closing in on everyone seeing it

He's *dismissing* hundreds of raped kids—and I bet a lot of people who hear him do so will imagine that he's doing something so otherwise unthinkable because some of those kids were his victims

Stock.
Market.
Manipulation.

That's all Trump is doing. Every single time.

Pallets of cash to Iran, you say?

Christians,

donald trump isn't your savior, he's your test.

So much in here but I was most interested they got rid of DEI because they claimed it promoted unqualified people and then hire some dude whose qualifications are that his wife died and he lost elections?

Make it make sense.

It’s been a week and a half since the second crew member was rescued from the F-15E Strike Eagle that Iran shot down. Why haven’t we heard anything more about him, or is he in Butler, Pennsylvania?

Disgusting.

This is why mass pardoning people for politics is never a good idea.

And then he doubled down and said he thought it depicted him as a doctor!!! 🤣🤣

popular.info Coachella performers are funding the MAGA movement

Coachella performers are funding the MAGA movement #PopularInformation

Periodic reminder that the president has lost his fucking mind

actual shit for brains

The remaining Democrats in the California gubernatorial race need to get together and do something I’ve hardly seen any Democrat *actually* do in the Trump era, for all their lip service to it: put country above self.

At least two should drop out to avoid a Governor Hilton.

Problem is, the Democratic field is crowded, so the vote is getting split. Meanwhile, two Republicans are leading.

Do the math. If we don’t get our shit together, we could end up with two Republicans and zero Democrats on the general ballot.

The bluest state in the country… goes red.

as a californian this whole situation makes me doubly mad bc swalwell could’ve easily been the dem nominee against a maga candidate and doomed his campaign if all this came out during the general — possibly imperiling ALL californians.

We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war.

Art of the deal, baby.

Soooooo…

Reports are that the Trump administration has unfrozen $6 billion in Iranian funds.

If you recall, Iran demanded that and a ceasefire in Lebanon before peace talks in Islamabad could begin with JD Vance.

Something something about pallets of cash.

🙄

The bizarre connection between Iran negotiations and Trump's crypto firm World Liberty Financial has developed close ties to the Pakistani government.

"In January, Zach Witkoff sat down at a table in Islamabad and signed a deal with Pakistan’s finance minister. Witkoff is the young CEO of Trump’s crypto finance firm, WLF, and the arrangement he struck that day would allow WLF’s stablecoin to be used for Pakistan’s cross-border transactions."

Can it really be considered an exclusive when I’ve been telling people this for months?

Asking for a friend.

He literally said *yesterday* that he was considering a “joint venture” to help Iran charge people for using the Strait.

He said the day before that he didn’t care if they made a little money off of it.

Someone give pawpaw his dementia meds.

I feel like this should be a bigger story.

👀

Nah, they went to war in Iran to distract from the Epstein files and now they desperately need a distraction from the war in Iran 🤣🤣

I dunno about you, but I don’t have the email addresses of randoms I see at parties “from time to time.”

I certainly don’t know their travel history either.

Here’s looking at Melania Trump…

After going to war with Iran to distract from the Epstein files, we are now returning to the Epstein files to distract from the spectacular, murderous failure of the Iran war.