That last line is immediately entering my working reference bc what a sentiment!!!

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery

The left: always correct—uncomfortably early for everyone else

Everyone else: “now that we agree with the left, the left needs to compromise to accommodate us”

elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

An old xcdc comic about programmers excuse for slacking off replacing code is compiling with AWS is down

John Dowd (American, born 1960)
"Full Moon Beach Point", 2022.
Oil on Linen
#art #nightscape

PSA for everyone going to protests

older couple on the train with lady liberty and abe lincoln costumes including stovepipe hat, im sorry but that's so cute i'm libbing out

It's really cold out and I'm going to a very fancy office today naturally I should wash my hair

A few short months remain

Do it you won't

I hate it

Boost me so I can find ppl on here pls

Good morning fellow non evil people

Hello world

If you want people to follow you back on social media I suggest trying to be funny or interesting or cute instead of being excruciatingly tedious

sorry but i would not have sex with Sydney Sweeney. i am already married to someone else

Got the wrong cake for my wife's bday yesterday and she was very gracious about it. But I won't forget this. 364 days left to make it right

yay December

for context NYC offered a $10k reward for any critical information about the homocide which is about the cost of a single 15 minute ambulance ride after UnitedHealthcare denies coverage bc the EMTs responding to the call were out of network

provocative mirror selfie

Fancy seeing you here

Happy dead white shithead day, brother

As a former adjuster, I can tell you that these claims are extremely expensive; cost of anesthesiologists, the drugs themselves etc … and time is the biggest factor in the cost. Meanwhile, your premium will continue its yearly rise. They will never stop squeezing.

Absolutely bc they're all so disturbed in their own ways

I need to set aside time to unwind soon ive been keeping busy

Genuinely can't remember the last time I was drunk lol

But genuinely cause I'm staring down this same barrel and I'm scared