perks of dating me include: never having to meet my parents

if you are transgender you need to try space engineers. if nothing else you need to try space engineers (and estrogen)

can i come over and bite u

If Rebecca Ferguson told me to do the dishes I would comply

Hot bitches play Morrowind without the boots of blinding speed

someone come over and cuddle, I'm cold and I need a human sized pillow

buh

bedtime mindfulness routine staring at super bright phone screen

I’m so woke I can’t sleep for more than 3 hours

I can be ur buffer white person

Doomscrolling on Indeed

Yes :3

They look at you like you’re a burn victim if you as for a side of gravy with fries in the US

Ur mom

I would fuck up some fries and gravy rn idc if Canadian is a mental illness it’s good and fuck you

I think I’m good dog

Holy fucking shit

The fastest way to my heart is ps1 aesthetics (and cheeseburgers)

I wish umbreon was real

pro tip: the sauce from your spaghetti can be used as a lip stain if you can't afford lip stain at sephora

Me and ur butt

Does anyone wanna be girlfriends so we can kiss and hang out and stuff

Here is the tablet I use. Last month I played guitar almost every day. This month I’m going to try and draw almost every day if I can

10 minute doodle while I wait for the nicotine store to open. I still don't entirely know how to use this tablet or krita but I can't find my sketchbook or pencils and I just really wanted to draw something C:

northernlion cruise sounds like heaven for straight tgirls just twirl your hair and go "yeah that obama impression is really spot on" with the most vocal fry you can muster and you're leaving with a husband and a combined $5k in the hole that's the kind of setup most couples in the 00s would die for

okay!

@ me next time beautiful

Ok omw

I will get the fuck out of this province eventually