Someone's high

Getting finger banged like its prom night

I'm gonna get you a cock cage for your birthday.

He looks like he's nervous and excited all at the same time.

"Leave the socks on"

Morality Censor:"I'm telling you, you can clearly see his penis"
Photographer:"It seems your eyes possess a special x-ray function.I merely see a draped piece of fabric, but you, have managed to spot it,is this particular talent reserved for spotting phalluses in otherwise innocuous photographs?"

As a #pussyboy, I know that this is the proper way to submit to Daddy/Daddies. I also know that being pre-stretched out & lubed is required. I also know that I should never touch my limp lil dick w/out permission-- I see it as disrespectful to Daddy & my role as his.

My dick has been a few places it shouldn't, but its never violated a donut

Such an erotic image

Office team building?

Has a 70s horror movie vibe (or they are just playing church camp)

We've all had that guy friend that was into his car.

You can bet their wives are in the house complaining about how much time they spend in the garage.