you know how certain parts of every job are kind of fun and subjective? what if we outsourced all those parts to a soulless gutless machine?

age of electricity!! age of electricity!!

Love to promise things by EOD. Who can say when the day ends, really?

is this little anus of evil just going to be a permenant fixture of google docs now? Is there no way to get rid of it? thanks i hate it™

due to many recent developments, i am reconsidering my friendship with the computer

👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏

Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

Power without accountability: The Palantir manifesto The problems with our tech philosopher kings

New, from me: Take the Palantir manifesto seriously, if not literally.
It reveals that our tech philosopher kings want public money, but without public accountability. This creates a dilemma for governments unaligned with its techno-fascist vision. 🧵
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/palantir-w...

In Article About Horrific Shooting That Killed Eight Children, Forbes Lets Readers Place Bets About Gun Control In a story about a mass shooting that left eight children dead, Forbes is encouraging readers to bet on the news with fake money.

Forbes is gamifying news about the horrific mass shooting in Shreveport, LA this weekend, encouraging readers to bet on the likelihood of gun regulation with fake money via its "ForbesPredict" feature.

Eight children were murdered in the shooting.

futurism.com/future-socie...

bring back shame

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Here's wishing every single hospital administrator who complied in advance a very wakes up in a cold anxious sweat every day until they a) reverse course and b) apologize.

found my new favorite wikipedia picture on an article

have you ever actually talked to a silicon valley guy? i have a bunch almost always against my wishes. they are aliens

The future of making sure you don’t leave this guy alone with your drink

It bears repeating that historically, the #1 thing that keeps people alive in hard times and disasters is “the ability to play well with others”

People mention front facing Simpsons being horrifying but Smooth Homer haunts me

Great piece that reiterates something everyone who is not a weird bay area freak or sucked into the AI hype cycle understands implicitly. There's no magic left, these people have barren imaginations.

Pitbull YOU DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, MISTAKES MAKE YOU. THEREFORE, THEY'RE MUSTAKES. PITBULL

Monday Motivation

They are still relitigating the last election instead of currently laying the groundwork for winning the next one.

And all of the candidates who need non-white supremacist, non-ableist, non-transphobic votes are very busy bashing the marginalized & disenfranchised.

That’s how you lose again.

If you want to boil down John Browns message it isn’t “rebellion” it is “slavery is against gods laws and must be fought by any means necessary.“

It was not “vote against the chief executive who is a dang Cheeto”

watching THE MUMMY (1999), as one does. we used to be a proper country

TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask

00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
[…]
03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

Photo of Birdie, the tricolor calico (brown, orange and white with pink nose and white whiskers) accepting a pet from my cat sitter’s left hand. You can see her striped front paws with little white socks. Her left paw has an orange spot in a brown spot on said sock.

Zoomed in photo of Birdie’s paws on a floor rug and you can really appreciate the white socks and the orange and brown spot on the left sock. (That’s her little pink baby bed behind her that she still uses even though she’s about to turn 4.)

tfw your paws are so pretty the sitter sends photos

Also, what a beautiful outfit. 🙏

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.

alright

Fashion in full force at the SF Cherry Blossom Festival 2026 7/14 3 red Shibas on leashes wearing colorful Japanese robes

One of the Shibas in a beautiful green floral robe

Black and sesame Shiba in a blue Japanese robe. The Shiba is tall and slender and looks tres chic

there was a Shiba parade in San Francisco and all the shibas wore yukatas it’s too much

what is the best sports event snack u ever ate

bonus if it was served in a little plastic helmet with the team logo but it is not a requirement

I like how the fish in the picture is like
Yesssss oh fuckkkkkk as he listens to the chorus of Sister Christian

it’s fun when multiple cat pfps like the same posts bc my notifications look like one cat saw it and shared it with their cat friends