incredible. she swore at them "after being accused at an on-stage event of copying the policies of Nigel Farage’s Reform UK." so, accurately describing her plans? abolish the home office and especially shabana mahmood

I'll be honest with you, people don't like Keir on the door but it's not over this Mandelson thing. They don't like him personally

Great news boss, this Mandelson stuff isn’t cutting through on the doorstep because they already think you’re a cunt

As a fan of keir starmer it pains me to say that I think its time he steps down and allow the Labour Party to pick another nonce/nonce adjacent leader to continue managing the nation into decline.

i used to love a process. love a tightly chaired meeting with a well put together agenda and action minutes. you know what i used to say when people said they loved my competency? "i'm just doing a starmer". i feel deeply embarrassed. what's the point? i use co-pilot. my meetings have gone to shit 😔

Hi, lawyer here. Would just like to carry out a routine wallet inspection. Best wishes, MattTS, esq.

Wow, it's incredible to find someone who actually was born yesterday.

Olly Robbins: "One of the most important misunderstandings, UK Security Vetting do not deny clearance in the foreign office. They make findings and they make recommendations.. the foreign office grants or denies clearance.."

Robbins said no.10 put pressure on the foreign office to give Matthew Doyle a job & not tell the foreign secretary!

Doyle is the man Starmer subsequently gave a peerage to despite the fact he'd campaigned for someone who'd been charged with possessing indecent images of children

Absolutely fucking incredible that there's *another* nonce related angle to this.

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

A meme with a cute deer in the background and the text "This crystal will align a racists chakras" with half a broken brown glass bottle on the left side of the image

I can't remember where I saw this originally but I got reminded of it randomly

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

His mood doesn't have much impact on quite how much I dislike him to be honest

A first class stamp that isn't even next day any more...

The funniest bit was the pots, pans and grater etc because he'd been left with nothing after his obsession left him completely isolated

Oh God, what have you done?
You're a Pink Sexy Pig,
And you sit in the tub,
Oh mama, I'm just having fun,
On Bluesky dot com,
It's where I belong
lookin' at the
Pink Sexy Pig
I'm gonna keep on lookin' at the Pink Sexy Pig...

Building a ladder to heaven out of babybel wax

TOWER OF BABYBEL

A Delicious brand Cumberland Sausage & Tomato Breakfast Barm with a Clearance sticker on it. The sticker has handwriting reading “£1.38 Delicious Cum”

It’s the 15-year anniversary of the Delicious Cum butty I found on clearance at Boots

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

the hits keep on coming

We need urgent and systemic change to address the scale of the housing crisis. That's why we're joining organisations from across the country to call for rent controls, council homes and affordable housing. See you at Soho Square 1pm!

If you have fuck all charisma you at least need to have good judgement. Starmer is an unlikeable person who makes piss poor decisions and he should do one

I'm just saying I wouldn't have appointed Mandelson in the first place then I wouldn't have to be lying about it now.

U.K.’s Starmer Under Fresh Scrutiny Over Epstein Fallout Keir Starmer denies knowing that disgraced former U.S. envoy Peter Mandelson—a friend of Epstein—hadn’t been cleared by security vetting.

U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer is facing fresh calls to resign after he was accused of misleading Parliament over the appointment of Peter Mandelson, a longtime friend of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, as ambassador to the U.S.

"Are you really expecting us to believe that a senior civil servant, off his own bat.. unilaterally overruled vetting to approve a political appointment?"

Starmer: "I was not told.."

"Doesn't this just sound like you don't have a grip on your govt"

Starmer: "I was not told.. "

It's a shame that there aren't any senior Labour figures willing to tell Starmer to stop making mistakes 😔

Woman stranded in Dusseldorf after return UK flight blocked over Home Office admin error Liza Tobay, who lives in UK, was told her settled status had been ‘red flagged’ after trying to make a connecting flight from Munich to Edinburgh A German woman has been separated from her two-year-old daughter in Edinburgh after a Home Office mistake left her stranded in Dusseldorf earlier this week. Liza Tobay, who has lived in the UK for 15 years, had taken her oldest child, a six-year-old boy, to visit his grandfather and some other relatives over Easter when confronted with what she said appeared to be “a serious administrative error”. Continue reading...

Woman stranded in Dusseldorf after return UK flight blocked over Home Office admin error

"we can fix it but it might take three weeks" abolish the home office

Please please please someone ask starmer “mister prime minister which is it, are you corrupt or are you thick?”