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Posts by Ignatius J. Reilly

The thing in budget 360/PS3 era games where you use a big fuck you attack that wipes out dozens-to-hundreds of enemies and immediately causes the game to chug its frames down to single digits but as a deliberate stylistic choice to invoke a sense of world-rending power

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(The answer to this is that the typical person can be seeing a higher standard of living over time, even as some much smaller and more vocal share of people experience absolute declines in standard of living and a larger share of people *perceive* they have a lower standard of living *relatively*)

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I remember @doctorow.pluralistic.net saying something like the only thing people 100 years from now will think about us is why we didn’t do anything about climate change. All of the things we think are important and historic today, they won’t care.

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When I can eventually afford a house I’m putting carpet in every room. Hardwood floors are a psyop

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happy anniversary of when almost nothing happened

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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 11

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 11

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LOOK AT HIS EYES

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Tragic figure, this Cornholio fellow. To be willing to openly debase himself - and for what? TP? For his bunghole? Yet I am forced to ask myself if I would fare any better. To wander in desperation for TP, only to be met with ire. Perhaps, instead, we could learn to freely express our needs.

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Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

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Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter

“What Carter did in his speech was something rare in the annals of democratic government: he confronted the people with the truth—about his own failings, about the reality of the world around them, and most importantly about themselves.” www.liberalcurrents.com/after-a-dark...

6 days ago 159 38 6 22

just following onto this — trump picked up the phone from an *msnbc* reporter *in the middle of a war meeting* but sent jd to voicemail twice 😂

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Cherry Hill, Central Park 🌸
New York City
Best 2 weeks in NYC.
Then it’s gone.
Go now.

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There is something in this that I've been trying to articulate for a while about bias as authority - where a new kind of deference has emerged that's framed as "even this person thinks so" and the more biassed you are (read: the more morally bankrupt) the more authority you're given

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a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: 

"Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"

a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: "Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"

got a much needed long laugh from this

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Hey, isn’t the fake? And is it true you’re blocking people who point out that it’s fake?

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This disproves a lot of right wing ideas about the causes of the decline in marriage rates

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But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

4 months ago 6314 2587 42 149

tell me, mr. anderson, what use is a blowjob if you are.. unable to cum (neo's dick hole starts closing up)

1 year ago 511 57 12 3

I used to be an adventurer like you! But then I died 😔

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FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

People are dunking on the headline but the article is pretty clearly tongue-in-cheek: the reporter interviewed people at different Waffle Houses asking if they had observed teleportation
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...

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Barren Planet (Part 1) - Sopranos: The Next Generation #startrek #sopranos #edit

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a little wizard with his pointy blue / yellow starred hat, drooping over his face, holding a wand with his feet, white beard. to his left is an orange/red flower with an eye in the middle. prompt option button: begone

a little wizard with his pointy blue / yellow starred hat, drooping over his face, holding a wand with his feet, white beard. to his left is an orange/red flower with an eye in the middle. prompt option button: begone

adobe photoshop 4.0, prompt, macintosh (1997) archive.org/details/MacA...

2 weeks ago 504 145 1 7

You can’t project that onto the internet without being it!

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Trump is dismantling the forest service, exempting projects from the endangered species act, destroying the department of education. These are based in statutes duly passed by Congress. If Trump has the right to unilaterally do this then “executive” means nothing.

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This is genuinely scary shit. This is incredible damage that will take decades to undo

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Finally lol

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Artemis Pebdani and Danny DeVito, the unquestioned king and queen of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Artemis Pebdani and Danny DeVito, the unquestioned king and queen of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why are we spending billions on Artemis 2 when the Artemis we already have is perfect?

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Neverwinter Nights (2002, PC)

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amazing shot of the graveyard!

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