Happy 420 everybody!

Happy 420! I’d love to have you join me for a few rips 🍃

Happy 420 everybody!

BTT.
Missing: U 😈

And I never get tired of seeing it

Your entire vibe is immaculate

a man is sitting at a table with his hands on his ears and says it sounded like a thousand guinea pigs ALT: a man is sitting at a table with his hands on his ears and says it sounded like a thousand guinea pigs

I sang Como la Flor at karaoke tonight and somehow didn’t get charged with a crime against humanity

@teddyroman.bsky.social fucks me at TBRU. Out Now on JFF.

Special guest: @pupnecros.bsky.social

How do you know you won’t be the one who gets devoured? 😈

Have at it, sexy 😈

Eh we’ll just let this count as #FCF 😜

Update: The spirit is willing but the flesh has the munchies.

Craving raw sugar cookie dough and wondered, should I doordash that?

That's not a decision I'd make sober, so no.

What a great view 😈

We post this clip and within a few hours Bluesky breaks.

Coincidence? I think not.

Mmm I love the sound of that, you sound like a lot of fun 😈

Woof woof! I'd love to take you around for a ride 😈

Have at it. Take a seat if you'd like. Make yourself comfortable.

Bluesky is back and up and gay and horny again and oh look so am I

Looking like one too!

Aghast at myself because I JUST realized I absolutely forgot to tag @alexsladexxx.bsky.social here 😱💀

📸: @sorenblue.bsky.social

Happy Hump Day!

From a friend who follows 😉😘

Aghast at myself because I JUST realized I absolutely forgot to tag @alexsladexxx.bsky.social here 😱💀

My first collab is dropping on Friday. Are you as excited as I am? Be sure to check out JFF.

How often do you get to be someone’s first collab…
and walk away with a fun, sexy, high-quality friend?

It’s happened to me at least once.

Alex’s first collab drops Friday.

Dear apartment neighbors:

Yes, you are correct. There’s a flaming fruit dancing in the kitchen to Carly Rae Jepsen while cooking spaghetti.

No, I do not take requests.

Oh my it’s a rare non-explicit #mcm post!

#monochromemonday

ALL the belly rubs 🐶