Dude, people need to get off baseball. Like it’s some kind of irreplaceable national identity. Also, fuck fisher

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Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school.

Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon!

🌕 💛

Sometimes you read a post and think, “well, I’m dumber now.”

Seriously, this needs to be a federal holiday.

A picture from the 1960s of a fluffy gray cat on an orange shag cat tree

A fluffy grey cat next to the Christmas presents and an old retro TV

A woman in a black jumper with a white shirt next to a retro TV petting a fluffy grey cat

@catsofyore.bsky.social

A long time ago in a junk shop I bought a stack of pictures for $1. They were of this fab group of friends in the 60s… They traveled, had holidays, martinis. I treasure them and hope to figure out who they were.

among them, is this handsome devil. Thought you might enjoy.

How about #ArticlesOfImpeachment

YOU could do that

Impossible this morning to think of the last few days as anything but market manipulation. #impeach

FINALLY! The followup to CLAYMATES is here! CLAYDATE by @eldridgestudio.bsky.social and me is:

⭐ "Just as marvelous a read-aloud for groups as for lapsit storytimes.... A sublime blend of the snarky and sweet."―Kirkus

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#kidlit #libraries #picturebooks

Claydate

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Touche. But with the accent thing

I feel like you’re no fun

If Spider-Man’s web is so strong that he can swing from [a] building, how does he detach it from his body when he’s through

You could have also said “done” instead of “through”. Would have been clearer. Just my thoughts. Maybe add a question mark.

I feel like this could have been worded better

I’m gonna rest easy tonight knowing that I can hate Tom Brady

Why am I watching ads about gambling? Isn’t that mostly a sin like thing?

If I was Chris Murphy, I’d spend Easter, and every moment after, pressing for Trump’s impeachment. There is no other order of business in Congress. You seem inept.

Leave the platform. It’s a child porn site visited by loser pedophiles.

An extraordinarily handsome orange cat sits on the corner of the deck against a blue sky.

TROY!

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Everything is pretty messed up right now and I’m pretty sure reading more cool picture books is the answer.

This means you too grownups.

Go random penguin!

a stack of books with the words i want to read all the books Alt: a stack of books with the words i want to read all the books

Just a reminder to buy all kinds of books for your kids...weird ones, new ones, old ones, debuts etc.

That popular series they love is great, and it probably began as a single book which took off.

With cool imprints closing, we need to bring in more voices, more ideas, more variety.

I've got two books coming out this year, CLAYDATE and Berry and the Mushrooms! and you can pre-order them for 25% with the @barnesandnoble.com #bnpreorder deal. Neato!

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Btw, the names of the two DOGE staffers who were deposed and are on camera casually saying that reducing a deficit was more important than human lives, even though DOGE actually helped increase that deficit, are Justin Fox and Nate Cavanaugh. We’re not saying their names enough.

This is why you don’t use AI

Note: shelters are FLOODED with puppies right now. Entire litters are being put down on the daily. So even if you would like a wee baby dog, adopt don’t shop and then get it fixed.

Just thinking about what a piece of shit Charlie Kirk was for some reason.

Cute brown dog happily lying outside

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