Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing.

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Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “The Texas gerrymander freak out. What’s happening in Texas is not a threat to democracy.”

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss. The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it.”

The Washington Post Editorial Board was fine with Republicans gerrymandering in Texas.

But when Democrats responded in Virginia, it’s a “power grab” that “plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss.”

A review of Logistics (2011) I'm starting this on April 1st 2026. No this isn't a joke. I'll make periodic updates. Note: I am not watching this all at once. I'll watch it in chunks whenever I can and it'll take however long it t...

LOGISTICS update 3.
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THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE is the best movie of 2026 I have seen so far.

I decided to watch Amadeus again (great decision) and can you IMAGINE hollywood going with such an abstract non descriptive poster today??? I had no idea what it was about for years, but it intrigued me everytime I saw it at the video store.

staying in a fancy hotel for a few days is nice but nothing hits like returning to your shitty little apartment where all your garbage ass crap is

is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

screenshot of WashPo editorial board August 20 2025 "The Texas Gerrymander freakout What's happening in the Lone Star State is not a threat to democracy"

screenshot of April 21 Wash PO editorial board: "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it."

listen hun if you can't handle the Washington Post editorial board at their the Texas gerrymander "freakout" is "not a threat to democracy" you don't deserve them at their "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss"

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I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"

‘Beef’ still tastes pretty good in Season 2 : Pop Culture Happy Hour The Netflix Beef returns for season two with an all new cast. This time the beef involves two couples: Carey Mulligan and Oscar Isaac face off against Charles Melton and Cailee Spaeny. Just like in th...

Here's me with some of my favorite people talking BEEF s02 on @npr.org: www.npr.org/2026/04/20/n...

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

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Once had some cheeky fun with a capsule review where I danced around what this magnificent movie is.

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