oh my god i am going to luck my way to a fantasy football championship hahahahaha

SUCK BRICK, KID

I take it back, this Vikings-Raiders game is legendary.

this vikings vs. raiders game is incredibly sad to watch, but it's very funny from my point of view lmao

Hey! That sounds like a damn good time to me!

So just a little before MFF, I’m gonna go to Fan Expo SF tomorrow and get lots of games signed by their VAs!

But the biggest highlights of the day will definitely be meeting Optimus Prime and getting a recording from him ❤️💙

I HATE GREEN BAY

they died of a cocoverdose

i am in arizona for the week of thanks giving and i have yet to see the following:

- a rattlesnake

- extreme heat

- kyler murray playing call of duty

- a united states senator

starting to feel like this place might be full of shit. did see a top golf, though, so there is hope.

About to get purved off that yunker once again

ate some lunch

my fantasy football team is falling apart at the seams, but i beat mario wonder so that's a plus

mario wonder's final final badge challenge has me questioning life decisions, specifically the invisible part

Elton John: "If I was a sculptor - but then again, no."

In his head: "If I was a sculptorWAIT FUCK! NO, NOT A SCULPTOR, WHAT THE FUCK? THAT SHIT'S HARD! UHHHHH NEVERMIND THAT I MEANT A...guy who uhhh...makes...potions?"

Tyson Bagent is about to shock the United States of America.

Christmas has come early, No Astros in the World Series baby!

Good point, that's on me.

i really think the best part about me being self-employed is some people i know think that i'm broke and struggling when, in fact, it's the opposite and i'm better off now than i was working for a "successful" newspaper company. it's fun hearing "how's work going" in a concerning tone like i'm dying

😊

THE BACKUP CURSE IS BROKEN

SMB1 MASTER WILL BE IN AGDQ 2024

Well, at least the Twins didn't get swept. :/

Rough game.

That was painful to watch. Just win tomorrow, don't let the Asterisks celebrate tomorrow, man.

going to minneapolis today. anyone need anything from the kwik trip?

i swear to god bills if you fuck this game up

Elon's too busy wearing a cowboy hat backwards to give a damn about his own site.

asking for a friend btw. he's an idiot with a picture of scar from the disny movie "lion king" and makes bad jokes. thanks l.

can someone explain to me the trend among bay area tech companies redesigning their logos into dog shit, please? just saw patreon's rorschach test and all i can see is someone's graphic design passion in the shape of a puddle of piss. kinda confused.

WIN TWINS Minnie and Paul shaking hands over the river

This is a Minnesota Twins hype post! REPOST if you are hyped for the Minnesota Twins’ playoff run OR if you hate getting mosquito bites!

Ladies and gentlemen,

Our long national nightmare is over. The Minnesota Twins have won a playoff game.

Thank fucking god.