"news"week.

Almost as good as 'Baldemort".

Don't be ridiculous. The fifth amendment exists so one can protect themselves from an overzealous government. If the overzealous government happens to have nuclear weapons then so should we. #sarcasm

Also, I want a Destroyer and an F18.

I have weird hobbies.

@scottjohnson.zip

Is this what you've been searching for all this time? Taken from another social media stream, so who knows if it's real.

Also, don't. I'm sure you are tempted but it CAN'T be good.

... can it?

Jerseys got a new Boss.
#corybooker

I see what you did hair.

Also, I think we should be able to fart joke our way out of this. Fert!

I mean, I got some beans and some cabbage around .....

Wait a minute. ART our way out of this.

Yeah, that would be better

Noting this bowl is a touch down. 🌎❤️ #Superman - only in theaters July 11

Zing!

Sigmund Freud. Mommy this, psychosexual theory that.

Also oral, anal, phallic, latency, and genital would be just porn categories.

Not all heroes wear capes...

Oof.

Would love to find a flaw here, but the evidence proves this completely true. Too bad about that weak def...

Wussat? Only 3 field goals you say?

I mean, can we say it yet?

Look ma, its a "Deplorean"!

I teach social studies, & every Friday we focus on current events.
...which has been nearly unbearable for about (checks watch) 10 years or so.

Anyhoo, I kind of have to watch it. I need to be able to answer questions about it for my sometimes concerned and often confused students.

Blech.

I feel like we would all just lose ...

It will. Mine did! Pro tip - add a little mouthwash to the water for that extra fresh feeling.

Not an apologist, it isn't that Baron on his right?

Great weekend of bowhunting in a salt marsh on coastal Connecticut. The smell was ...real... but the landscape was stunning. I was able to walk up on a buck, but he beat feet after I got within 10 meters or so.