Hahah! BRILLAINT!

I hope a) there’s an HMS Hotspur and b) it sank and c) there are photos of that happening for what will be hilariously obvious reasons in a few weeks

I love the Wicker Man because it is one of the few films to present a pure hearted, even noble, hero and at no point does the film let you want him to succeed.

Seeing only one thing sorry

Deal. But I suggest a tin of bully beef and some Machonochie.

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BLOODY HELL WE’VE DONE IT!

£750!

You are, as you are every year, just superb. The best. I doff my cap in your direction!

Well chaps, Somehow that Chap Brannan has managed his goal of £750, we just need to reach the £1000 mark I think.

The Long Long Trail - The Great York Walk 1916/2026 I’ll be walking The Great York Walk this year in full British First World War uniform, wearing full webbing, to honour my great-grandfather, John William Brannan, who served on the front lines in 1916

Come, friends!

We are erotically close to me needing to grow a massive moustache

It’ll take me a while to do that so we need to pass £750 SOON.

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Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

Wednesday

Arseholé.

The Long Long Trail - The Great York Walk 1916/2026 I’ll be walking The Great York Walk this year in full British First World War uniform, wearing full webbing, to honour my great-grandfather, John William Brannan, who served on the front lines in 1916

Folks! Remember, if we pass £750, I have to try and grow a WW1-era soupstrainer moustache!

universityofyork.enthuse.com/pf/gary-bran...

I get the feeling that there was a lot of ‘well we know he’s dodgy but at least he’s our sort of dodgy’ going on

THANOS YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!

Honestly Starmer should just out and say it - we gave it to Mandleson because we knew he’d get on with Trump; we had an inkling he was dodgy; we decided to not ask the questions or ignore what we heard, we didn’t quite realise how bad it was, we took a risk, we fucked up.

* Biggles flying a helicopter over WW1 battlefields

* The Uncle Monty storyline from Withnail and I

* The gang all go on a package holiday to Spain with hilarious consequences on the Costa Plonka

* A remake of Cannon and Ball’s ‘The Boys in Blue’

* It’s all done in silent like ‘The Plank’

Fair

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

I mean it’s this isn’t it?

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

Terrible historical bigamist, Gary Sparrow with his two wives for a publicity shot.

Nicholas Lyndhurst, who played history’s greatest monster in Goodnight Sweetheart, turns 65 today

Had roast pork for dinner yesterday and now I’ve got terrible, cracking-scented, wind.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS NATTER(JACK)

And here’s the first time that Frankie’s ill-fated US pilot for Up Pompeii was seen in over 50 years after it had been through the film scanner

Would be remiss of me not to say that his whole archive is available for anyone to read and titter at:

borthcat.york.ac.uk/fhow

We go live to North London.

The Out Touch Pope who is WEAK ON FRANCE should let me divorce Catherine of Aragon or I’ll Go Crazy on him Big Time. He has Lots of Monasteries & I can Take. England has been Pushed Around too long like the Field of the Cloth of Gold which France cheated? Thank you for your attention to this matter

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BATTER

When I am king, it will be illegal for football clubs to change their camera position. Looking at you, Blackburn Rovers. At Ewood Park the away fans are to the RIGHT ffs.