“WHY ISN’T ANYONE COMING TO MOVIES?”
“We need reasonable ticket prices without shitty upcharges, someone to dissuade talking and cell-phones, concessions that aren't marked up a Million%, and maybe treat us like guests instead of shoving us like pigs down a slaughter chute…”
“SO—POPCORN BUCKETS?!”
the imbecile king of the MAGA isn't going to know whether you visit or not, let alone care one fuck: but a lot of nice Hawaiian locals that depend on tourism income WILL notice. don't punish them just because incels appointed a nazi.
the boy needs to learn.
coding, everytime:
[find error]
“huh why isn’t that working now…”
[find solution]
“wait… how did that ever work… at all?”
Every. Time.
after the nazis fled Paris, loyalists shaved the heads of collaborators.
walk without rhythm
and you will not attract the worm.
How to find Nazis:
1. Post “DEI”
2. Wait for comments by [white] people claiming DEI has personally hurt them and harmed businesses and blah blah lies lies blah
3. You found the Nazis.
i read posts & comments by republicans and holy shit they seriously have no idea how anything works, no understanding of what is happening at all, their comprehension of civics is below elementary school, their entire world view seems to be "i'm pretty sure i'm right about this"
it's painful.
concrete is always harder to work with than i expect/remember, every time.
any republican that uses phrases like “unskilled labor”…? i defy them to spend a day working in a kitchen or on a construction site.
i wish this timeline had Evil Geniuses instead of Evil Imbecile Assholes.
is there any way to see the actual BALLET of “Rodeo”?
I can't even find a complete video of it, let alone a live performance anywhere ever.
Orchestras do Copland’s score all the time, as if they’re not doing HALF a piece of art… might as well display a piece of the Mona Lisa…
How to find Nazis:
—Post “Fuck the Nazis”
—Watch for comments like “that’s rude,” or “you shouldn’t call people you disagree with Nazis”
—You found them.
current mood: “—but Sire, we can’t leave this spice…”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyqK...
i grew up fearing Nazis from Indiana Jones.
turns out Nazis were more accurately presented by Mel Brooks.
hey remember when the Supreme Court under Roberts decided in 2010 that billionaires buying elections is protected free speech and now we’re a christofascist oligarchy?
wild!
god bless all these idiots that think even one republican is going to learn a single lesson from the current Find Out stage of the Fuck Around.
can an insane, power-mad, lying DEMOCRAT please run for president?
it'd be so much cooler if tech leaders were falling all over themselves to enshrine environmental protection regulations, or corporations were bribing senators to pass a minimum guaranteed income…
because the boy needs to learn.
vivek really thought they were going to let him into the club?
that's cute.
❝Lynch is the only artist I love whose work I largely don’t “get”... I don’t like to be confused but I do like it when it’s David Lynch confusing me.❞
daringfireball.net/linked/2025/...
how dare you disparage Blue Steel, he worked on it for months.
mood today: ice cream machine on the edge.
