Oh. My. God.
The idiot did it.
Everyone's been waiting to see if prosecutors appealed Somali's 6 month slap on the wrist.
But before they could, Somali appealed.
The problem? Appeals take up to a year, and he has to stay in jail until it's done. Bro probably doubled his sentence even if he wins.
an eagle just dropped a tortoise onto my dick and balls completely flattening them
Tracey Walter and Jack Nicholson as Bob the goon and the Joker (pre jokerfication)
double trouble
Bôa - The Race of a Thousand Camels
Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:
I will be at the Austin show. finally an opportunity for you to be in the same room as not only scott and paul and the CBB all-stars, but also me, jitka. you know - jitka, from the computer
My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you
in the 20s huh
In 1964, Groucho went to East Berlin with a group that included his radio show director Robert Dwan and his 16-year-old daughter Judith Dwan Hallet. They visited the village of Dornum, where his mother Minnie had been born. and discovered that all the Jewish graves there had been obliterated by the Nazis. Groucho hired a car with a chauffeur, and told the driver to take the group to the bunker where Adolf Hitler was said to have committed suicide. Wearing his trademark beret he climbed the debris and then launched himself, unsmiling, into a frenetic Charleston dance routine. The dance on Hitler's supposed grave lasted a couple of minutes. "Nobody applauded," Hallet recalled. "Nobody laughed."
Hey, it's Hitler's birthday.
tbh if you visit dublin and dont visit oscar wilde you're a bad person
oh hey it finally logged me in great job vibe code
episode 008
lol I went there when I was in Ireland
Curve - Cuckoo
let's see how fast it does 21km run after it's crushed by grave digger
more than once I've pulled a muscle in my jaw while yawning
Running Delaware Marathon and losing 1st place because you celebrate too early
(volume up 💀)
Unknown Soldier 268 (1355)
Ahhh, I just said this one, too! Good call! :D
Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball
putting on my formal dress jncos to receive a medal
his most dignified pair
dc should make them canon again
I’m Masuke, aged 17. Realising that my legs were feeling better, I started running. How did he know?
I was recently on vacation, chatting with a seemingly nice Canadian. Then he starts going on and on about "how entitled" and "lazy" Indigenous people in Canada are, "all they want are more handouts."
I know all eyes are on America being the psycho clown next door, but this needs more daylight:
One night I walked out of ADHD support at the psych hospital and we had been talking about tools for capturing things we need to do as we think of them. I thought of something I needed to do and so asked Google Assistant to set a reminder to do blah when I got home. They removed that feature!!
Weirdos - We Got the Neutron Bomb
