I will humbly submit Arsenal, perpetually promising, always fucking it up in comical, devastating, heartbreaking fashion. if that sounds like any team you're used to supporting, idk,

Javier Bardem putting on heart sunglasses for some reason

Zohran Mamdani saying "Oh god I want to die"

goddamn dude you are a stupid ass

Bobby meditating meme with arsenal jersey on

Asking the lord this morning to grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference

let's go, my beloved Philadelphia Flyers, who I know and understand, so very well

why wouldn't you run back a 96 win team, putting aside the fact that they are not really "running it back"

ah that rocks

“Frustration with modern dating” feels like an awfully charitable phrasing for what’s motivating these guys

I like how every husband has to wear a shirt that's like "I'M NOT EXPERIENCING JOY, TO BE CLEAR"

see also, Severance. woof!

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

episode 061

shut. the. fuck. up. Ben. Davis.

man Nancy Guthrie is Hoffa levels of gone

please just kill me

the thing about Taijuan Walker is, no matter the circumstance, it is just such an unalloyed joy to watch him pitch

hell yeah 7 months of NBA playoffs begin tomorrow

trying to make conversation with other captive parents at a kid birthday party

wait his fucking voice always sounded like that????

🎵 bring the flavor to the fish 🎵
🎶 bring the flavor to the rice 🎶

that's not *entirely* true, I listened like 30 times

fuck. robots have reached parity with my grace and agility

I wouldn't bother trying to get into this headspace except it seems to be more popular than the median conspiracy theory

if you just keep your head still Mr. President this dipshit kid is going to miss exploding your head by mere inches. yes he's agreed ahead of time to get ventilated by secret service. the photo is going to be fantastic

I just don't understand how this supposedly worked

that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

TMZ headline Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Cut Penis off Raccoon

They're conveniently leaving out all the times he attached a penis to a raccoon