I can’t even imagine asking a bar to put on a streaming service, if you don’t immediately know what channel your game is on with the cable package the bar has you’re toast

They don’t need help eating each other

Yup, actually had to go find the full clip

I.e. be an adult

Well he might get fired because of it, so he could be telling the truth

Love to spill half of my Gimmick Burger while squirming in my seat trying to eat this thing and then have egg yolk all over me for the rest of the game

How’s that 10% credit card interest cap working out

Sometimes awesome moments and games don’t show up in the stats in the same way that it makes you feel, and that’s why you watch the actual games.

And fresh baked cookies on board

You should book it, that’s called paying yourself first

All the logistical ease of class action settlements for AT&T or whatever, but in this case the lawyers keep all the money and you don’t even get your $12.50

Geez Louise

Sums up what he looks like on the mound too

Video game movie

At least you know they’ll sign them long term!

I’m laughing that he had the absolute choice to pick any letters for the “alphabet crap” but he picked the right ones

She blocks for “humorless sanctimony”

A goddamn decade of it!

Guy at end of Cheers intro

If you’re gonna put something in your mouth, go to where the health inspections are

It’s also way more genuine than Trump, obviously, as well as whatever weird Gaelic cross Catholicism JD’s into. That’s gonna help make the medicine go down.

MIZ

@hollyanderson.bsky.social

82 degrees, baseball on in the background, burgers on the grill, cracking beers so hard it looks like fireworks

Team America guy

Recession indicator: from shaming avocado toast to a goddamn rotisserie chicken

“I don’t know why we did it” yes you do champ, it’s because you wanted to have lunch with your friend, Jeffrey Epstein.

It’s like a completely different person is speaking

With $80 in trinkets from AutoZone in it