Exactly! If I don’t do it, assume you’re not doing a good job.

From a post:

“Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

You know, my daughter is single. Perhaps a dowry?

Money well spent! I knew it.

I’m still trying to figure out why they need to carry. It makes no sense the amount of chaos that can be created with an itchy finger.

Chuck Norris, martial arts master and actor whose toughness became internet lore, dies at 86 The martial arts grandmaster and action star Chuck Norris has died. His roles in “Walker, Texas Ranger” and other television shows and movies made him an iconic tough guy, sparking internet parodies a...

Noooooooooo!!! If he passed away, no one can survive.

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2 weeks, right?

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I believe in you!!!!

Why is this administration and @DNIGabbard currently in the Fulton County elections office?

THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES!!!

That is why.

Love it

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I have seven now. January‘s been a good month. Aww yeaaah.

Let me make sure you can get the pretend free health care

Don’t give in!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what stop blaming the fucking Democrats!! I’m so tired of hearing that stupid shit! It’s all the Republicans fault. They’re fucking in charge,cuz stupid MF Americans voted this disgusting trash into office from Trump on down!

It’s fine, orange felon will just pardon him.

🦋💙🦋

Trump had his name removed from the Epstein files and put it on the Kennedy Center

Dip em in slush while sitting by the fire. Adds a nice taste.

This is huge! Share with pride.

🔥 AL GORE: “We already have way too many subservient cowards in Congress, the last thing we need is to send another one (Van Epps 🤖) — you can make tomorrow the turning point for our country by getting out and voting for Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social .” #TN7

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Ohio’s standard of living has been sinking for eight straight years under Republican rule. Not slipping — crashing. Higher costs, lower wages, crumbling infrastructure, families barely keeping their heads above water.
Now you can feel it: Ohioans are fed up. Done With GOP
@amyactonoh.bsky.social

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Heading to the airport
#dressup #satire

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He just can’t quit him.

For….a half months worth of coverage

Acton: I’m running against a guy, Vivek Ramaswamy, who has said that people are struggling in Ohio because they’re lazy, they’re mediocre, they’re not working hard enough. And I can absolutely tell you that is not the Ohioans I know or see. I think he’s completely out of touch.