11 years of never trusting a man or woman wearing Allbirds has served me pretty well out in these SF streets.

I would like to have a word with Mrs. or Mr. Dingles of Dingles Public House in SF bc your food is *pinkies up* truly delightful 🤌🏽

Pantone color of the year ⚪ got everyone seeing 🟥

My new single is titled: Devastated (How Does It Feel?)

R.I.P. D'Angelo

I'm Mac Jones, (Who?) Mac Jones

How does it feel to get owned by your own?

So many thoughts about the Jony + Sam Io hype video, but the overwhelming question I have is: who are Sam's friends bc a real one would let 'em know who to hit up for Botox. Your SF gworls are failing you bro, ease up on the units!!!

I think I need to take today off because I caught White Lotus last night

I thought DEI was over. Who the fuck is this Jesser nobody sitting amongst the greatest ballers of all time?

Subtle middle fingers up to the state of affairs. Bravo Kendrick 🫡

Just watched Nosferatu. Timely because I have leftover dinuguan. Call me Pinoysferatu bc I'm gonna eat!

Here for duty. Semper Supra. 🫡

Nothing like attending your work holiday party in your Issey Miyake/Margiela/Balenciaga finest only to be assaulted with everyday Patagucci in your face #sanfrancisco #tech

Hi Luigi. It's-a-me, Mario.

Mother God is a pretty 🔥 rap name, just saying.

B-B-B-Bene Gesserit 🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹