Declining teen pregnancy, cocaine use... America used to be a real country.

Good luck!

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

How much did the police make?

The NYT is a fascist rag

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

This life jacket had one job: to flip its owner upside down and drown them.

That'll show 'em!

Cover of report "Mission Aborted: how NASA illegally implemented the president's budget request without congressional approval. Minority staff report, prepared by members of the committee on science, space, and technology, us house of representatives, April 2026

This report came out today by minority staff of the House science committee on how three NASA missions were aborted due to NASA illegally following the FY26 president's budget request instead of congressionally approved budget. Very important reading. 🔭🧪 democrats-science.house.gov/staff-report...

Would've been more wonderful if they still had the actors they fired for asking for union protections

So, this is a State Media love-in.

Gawd I'm old enough to get this reference 😩

IDF: "The bees are Khamas"

"gilded trappings of the presidency..." GTFO! 😂 That makes it sound like every president has dabbled in a little gold leaf, but Cheez-Whizz's failing is that he's been a little too extra about it!

Good ol' Supply-Side Jesus!

I'm thinking of a very specific person to do it.

These should be full time positions!

They can pay now or, you know, they can pay later.

At NYT they're putting on their shiny tracksuits and readying the solo cups.

"Prioritizing a mediocre man's feelings over being right"... that's so grim.

He looked into the abyss and the abyss said "bro, get help."

A "kinetic-strike" is like a normal strike, but you have a "tactical baby-carrier" and use "tactical dude wipes" on your "warfighter".

People with a realistic chance of prevailing on a habeas petition get the first flight out. People without a hope can at least be monetized first.

It's giving "...after the break, we meet a 6 y/o who runs a lemonade stand to pay for her own dialysis, what a cute and heartwarming story! ❤️"

"Oh, I didn't see you there, I was just, err, mending my fence."

Doordash Grandma: for when you need to grind for you heart medication instead of spending time with the grandkids.

What a grotesque piece of work. No trace of any humanity in there. Surgical alteration of the real until it is completely artifice. Stomach-turning butchery in service of signaling to other wealth and power “I am like you.” But enough about the NYT—Lauren Sánchez looks like shit too