Got his ass

Piss of ages

Are.....are there goddamn marlins man cosplayers behind home at the giants game?

That could have been a lot worse

Yep & call oh no

Ok but hear me out: a k-burrito taxi

Thats awesome, norm

Dungeness crab & Swiss melt

Dewey from Malcom in the middle grew up to become Dewey crowe and thats why he wasn't in the MitM reboot

Dewey Crowe-Armstrong

Why are you helping rehab this piece of shit?

Loading the troops flu vomit into a kc-135 for aerial dispersal

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

[california dreaming voice] all my apes are gone

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Its like a mix of boston/new England and also jersey shore

What is this, red alert?

Wow punching left

Wow another geese psyop

Kiwi kraze

Sorry

[Sam Altman watching The Thomas Crown Affair]

This is a lot of work to go through just to steal one piece of art.

I did get a new cactus though

Thats right

RAMMSTEIN VOICE:
🎵 U, Uath, Uath Merch 🎵

Its the first weekend after tax day that means its gardening time babyyyyyyyyy

*beck voice*
In the time of online gambling i was a stoner

Consider living inside the airport so you are always on time

I'll never forget that day he stopped being Michael woodside

False idol survivor coach living in the shadow of the real coach: Craig t nelson