Long way around to the pub, plod pace

Whiney political wastepaper delivery from the tories saying that only they can stop the SNP

One of these days we’ll have an election campaign come to our door on any other platform than “waaaah the SNP”, but today is not that day. Fully expect an identical brief from Labour before end of week 🚮 🚮 🚮

It does actually make a certain amount of sense I guess, but still 'oh my'

Oh my

Justin Trudeau at Coachella? That’s just wrong: at a certain age, things must change If you have to consult the Reddit thread ‘am I too old for Coachella?’, then the answer is probably ‘yes’, says Guardian columnist Emma Brockes

I bet Emma Brockes is fun at parties www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Man who writes todo apps for a living has opinions on software development

The Boys, it’s the simple pleasures sometimes isn’t it

It’s not even satire….👏👏👏

Aaand back on the island again 🇮🇲

Fair amount of grey in Pecan these days

Gmail: Improve your e-mail

Translated: Remove your personality and sound like a robot, beep boop bop

6:30 tee time, back at desk by 8:30, I could get used to summer

Can’t say I was particularly in the mood for that, and I got hailed on, snowed on, rained on, mega wind thanks to Dave, but the sun came out for the second 15km and that was nice

Dark Souls III OST 1 - Main Theme YouTube video by Games Music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch6I... first comment gets it

“Oh man this music is epic, what boss fight is this for?”
“The title screen”

Dark Souls 3 menu music totally slaps

Chilly morning

okay tech bro

Four weeks ago I asked billionaire Asif Aziz's Criterion Capital if they'd been issuing fake electrical safety papers to their tenants.

Why? Because when we went door-to-door, we kept noticing the paperwork was curiously identical. And tenants said they'd never seen an electrician.

Little thread:

Fresh pasta too, sod it, plenty of time while my tests run…

Chicken liver ragu on the go

Two grandparents gone in a month, only saw one of them a few days ago - bloody hell 😕

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFJd...

In retrospect, this may have been a mistake

So pointlessly cruel

Making the most of a free evening at least

On a train, in Germany, after one full nights sleep at home - time to get back to work 🤓

Chris Mason: Reeves to set out principles on who might get energy bills support The chancellor must react in real time to the economic shock of the war in Iran, writes the BBC's political editor.

Oh yay, I can't wait to further be priced out of staying in this house www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tour de Mann

Came here to see what you thought of it before i gave it a shot myself 😂

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