A small jar held aloft in a pale hand against a paler wall. The contents of the jar are a deep, dark red. There is a yellow and red label on the jar. It reads "LUXARDO The original Maraschino Cherries". The label is adorned with red cherries on the stem with green leaves.
Took a delivery of these delights earlier today. I get the Maraschino liqueur in tomorrow, and I'll immediately get to work on tweaking the perfect Aviation.
How does the common expression go again? You mess with the bull, you get a deep gash without having to wait for years on a gatekeeping NHS waiting list.
Shabana Mahmood swearing at "white liberals" is going to have the LibDems licking their chops ahead of the Council Elections.
"White liberals you say? In English suburbia? Mighty nice voter demographic you have there, don't mind if we take it..."
10pm can of Monster, ah my student days.
We had a mixer we called "Bad Decision Juice". One can of mango Monster, and 60ml of Navy strength rum.
The booze helped make the bad decisions, and the Monster gave you the energy to act on them.
On the eternally long Sandyford Adult Gender Service waiting list?
Spread this info to anyone on it that you know. ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
He claims he changed the system so it could never happen again BEFORE he knew it happened.
Unhappy to report the phishing one is quickly becoming a real problem now. Why go to the trouble of social engineering when people will just give up their ID, financial info, biometrics, etc. to an AV portal? There's no standards so how can you differentiate a fake one from a real one?
All those years chastising Johnson, and when it comes to his own misleading Parliament scandal as Prime Minister, he just copies the Johnson playbook.
You always give yourself a middle name. If I didn't give myself one, my initials would have spelled "ew".
To avoid confusion on the ballot paper, Independent Green Voice are NOT affiliated with Scottish Greens
They're not even an environmentalist party.
They're an extreme racist and anti-LGBTQ+ group run by the Holocaust denier Alistair 'Manky Jaiket' McConnachie, and his pal Max Dunbar from the BNP.
If ten people are sat at a table and a Nazi joins them, and those ten people let the Nazi sit there talking to them and share their food, then you've got a table with eleven Nazis sat at it.
Finally, a suitable celebration card for the sister recovering in hospital from sex reassignment surgery.
If you see this quote with a pic of you in glasses.
All pics of me are me in glasses, this was a couple of months back. I'm actually trialling contact lenses for the first time on Monday.
Your regular reminder that it is 100% legal to fictionally depict murder, rape, and mayhem in movies.
Best of luck to you! ๐
Never forget that when politicians or their journalist minions say "children", they actually mean young adults, including some university students.
Actual children represent a small fraction of the legal minors affected by any policy represented as being about "children", sometimes below 5%.
Labour are going to find out next month just what this attitude will get them. And will not learn the correct lesson.
Virgin Mary punching the Devil, who is trying to make her wear a bra (England, 13th century).
Anyone campaigning for this manifesto, to elect candidates who are bound to implement this manifesto, cannot call themselves an ally to the LGBTQ+ community.
This is a segregationist manifesto. Electing candidates on this platform is doing harm to our community.
It's that simple.
Ah, the summer of 2009 all over again.
To people defending Eric Swalwell:
I think Starmer is actually deluded. His team and he genuinely believe that how they've run Government is a political masterclass, and are absolutely dumbfounded that anyone - especially us mere plebs - could see it any differently.
I have to say, a family of malicious idiots called Burke is some nominative determinism. ๐ฉโ๐ณ๐
What's keeping my hope alive? That I'll live to see each and every one of those fuckwits unmourned in the grave
I'll soon be getting some iLLUMA Luna for the dark patches and creases under my eyes.
Yep, I did so nearly 9 years ago. I good friend was kind enough to be the witness.
I wasn't expensive either, got several legal copies and was very quickly done. Never had any issue with getting the document accepted by the DVLA, GPs, DWP, uni, my bank and such.
Happy birthday Easter Bunny!
I'm sincerely very glad he feels this way. On the other hand, NYU Langone, the hospital where my nb kid gets their care, shitcanned healthcare for trans youth to placate the dying pedophile warmonger, which seems important to actually address at some point if you're the mayor of New York City.
And then, due to the current wave of censorship of queer fiction, they held hands and looked at each other super innocently, not a single impure thought in either of their heads, although if there WERE impure thoughts they might be accessible on [website] by entering the following password.
The 3 genders. Oh, and one more thing.