Artillery Witch

i need to look at your little guy as well

I DONT KNOWWWWW I JUST CALLED IT CENTIPEDE IN MY DEMO

oh it make me a skull floating in the void. that works

the creachers

OHHH if you can make either funny lizard or centipede that would be so cool

i found some that have the consistency of extremely soft rubber and the faint taste of battery acid and its a good compromise

being completely unironic by the way

the problem with protein bars is that a lot of them are too good nowadays. if theyre brownie flavored or whatever i prefer them to have the texture of dense wet sand and the taste of crushed up vitamins & drywall i dont actually want it to taste like a brownie

This hoppy okapi is growing up fast 🦓

Please please PLEASE show support to all of the Iranians in your life right now. Here’s a starter pack of all of the amazing Iranian artists and creatives I know!!

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Taste

Also a link to their tumblr for their post and more info about the situation

www.tumblr.com/mayadile/812...

HELL YEAH BROTHERRRR

HYPER ALERT ×2000 DO OR DESTRUCTION NOW IS THE TIME FOR FATE REVALATIONS DESTINY SUPER PUZZLE COMPILATION Urgently seeking immediate short-term housing in Pittsburgh! Willing to pay $300/week.

EMERGENCY please share widely!! we're a trans couple who have had really bad luck with housing the last couple years and need to find a place by April 1st, it would be a true miracle if we can just find a place. WE ARE WILLING TO PAY!!
spinnylights.net/hyper_alert/

honestly considering the kind of toll a shitty work environment can take on your mental/physical health i don't think its dumb to consider!

yeag

stop doomscrolling for a moment and fondly consider the spider paw

a piping hot bowl of molten metal being poured into a cast

here ya go buddy

makes them feel old

YEAHHHH WAHOOO NATIONAL 'GIVE ZACK A FUCKIN BREAK' DAY!!! im so glad ur doin better

literally had this exact experience with the character

i'm becoming immune to concussions by micro-dosing on blunt force i can feel it

the number of surfaces i've headbutted in the past few weeks is worrying. my continued existence is a small miracle

i collect monster pull-tabs and head trauma

i love you boogie knight

Disabled trans woman needs help leaving the USA.

my grandma is the type of person to do this and she gets SO mean and what fuckin flabbergasts me is that she works at waffle house and knows exactly what its like to be on the recieving end. i think you should be allowed to break people's kneecaps

A littlest pet shop iguana

#pokemon new water starter!

Chick out this new arrival 🐥

A wattled jacana chick recently hatched at the San Diego Zoo. With long toes perfect for walking on lily pads and a devoted dad keeping a watchful eye, this tiny adventurer is ready to explore.