Twin Peaks: The Return “People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.”

A Hidden Life (Malick, 2019)

meanwhile,

Chicago Pope in a White Sox hat

Blue Jays got swept

JO ADELL JUST ROBBED A THIRD HOME RUN TONIGHT

HE JUMPED INTO THE STANDS 🤯

seems bad tbh!

#LFC #YNWA

I was reading Xanga entries before half this website’s users were born, if it dies it dies.

Discover: Catholic Identity

me and my therapist every week until the sun goes out

You can rest assured I have already put aside funds to procure canoeing cigars 🙏🏻

Six days to a resort in Cap Cana

I think about “normal to want and possible to achieve” all the time

This is NOT what I signed up for

I got lots of problems with these people but one of the biggest complaints I have is none of them know any of the pop culture references they keep using in memes. This guy literally threw the detonator out the window so no one would die

David Lynch @DAVID... • Jun 18, 2010 V This weekend I'm going to try to find out if I'm connected to the moon. ~ 30 3.2K 了 David Lynch @DAVID... • Jun 21, 2010 I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon. 73 L>4.5K 4.3K

The GOAT Moon Tweet

Obviously this will have no impact on the movie’s financial outcome, which will be larger than the GDP of a number of small island nations. But “after a while you can't even hear the dialogue over the incessant sound of Aristotle's ghost punching himself” is a kill shot for the ages.

Globe & Mail: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is an empty void that assumes the worst of children

The Wrap: The screenplay for "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" is so lacking in substance and purpose that after a while you can't even hear the dialogue over the incessant sound of Aristotle's ghost punching himself.

Hollywood Reporter: Not that any of this will necessarily be a problem for the youngsters, or for nostalgic adults who grew up playing the Nintendo games and seem intent on never moving on from their childhood obsessions.

holy shit they are not holding back this time

I’m sorry but saying that slapping your name on the Kennedy Center was “a show of bipartisan unity” because JFK was a Democrat is genuinely funny

we’re approaching Calvin’s Dad Poll territory and I think that’s neat

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

yep.

now seated

Nats what are you doin' baby

Gordon Cole, hacked

THEY HACKED ME LIKE A LOG, COOP. I AM MOVING EXCLUSIVELY TO MESSENGER PIGEON UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO WILL SET ME UP WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN A HOTMAIL ACCOUNT FROM 1996. THEY’RE GONNA FEDERATE ME, COOP.

One of my policy ideas is you should be allowed to honk your car horn but you get electrocuted a little when you do. "What if I have a good reason" sorry the policy is the policy

this shit would hit so hard if I were 11 years old and also a total asshole

eveyone is 12, but specifically, everyone is 12 in a 2002 cultural setting

William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:

is it because it’s the first game out of 162