we all know I have no life, so:

If an actual Quaker dared to do something this boastful they would be cast out

IT IS TIME FOR OUR BEAUTIFUL BOATERS TO OPEN THE STRAIT! IT WILL BE VERY EASY!

Eddington (Aster, 2025)

He always looks like someone told him they just replaced his coffee with Folgers crystals

sure why not

It’s his day

Bruce Springsteen benefit song called “Straits of Hormuz”

Onion headline that reads “I work very hard, and I would like to try cake” by A Horse

Best money I spend every month

We’re back

I used to pray for times like this meme

Paul Thomas Anderson walking up to the stage soundtracked by Dirty Work

Had a few supporting actor performances I liked more than Penn, but a pretty unimpeachable slate of winners.

Steely Dan Nation, We Won

Deeply special movie. Long live PTA and One Battle After Another.

The Michael B. Jordan win is just deeply cool—well deserved.

Landry’s next.

Chanting PTA! PTA! PTA!

That’s right you bastards stand for Lionel Richie

Chanting Coogler! Coogler! Coogler!

Chanting PTA! PTA! PTA!

Movie Magic!

Finding this guy deserves an Oscar by itself.

Miles Caton rules

HELL YEAH AMY.

I think Jordan probably gets Best Actor now, but sticking with my Lindo call. Let’s have some fun.

I have thought about this headline every day for 25 years