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Posts by Kevin Rogers
If an actual Quaker dared to do something this boastful they would be cast out
IT IS TIME FOR OUR BEAUTIFUL BOATERS TO OPEN THE STRAIT! IT WILL BE VERY EASY!
Eddington (Aster, 2025)
He always looks like someone told him they just replaced his coffee with Folgers crystals
sure why not
It’s his day
Bruce Springsteen benefit song called “Straits of Hormuz”
Onion headline that reads “I work very hard, and I would like to try cake” by A Horse
Best money I spend every month
We’re back
I used to pray for times like this meme
Paul Thomas Anderson walking up to the stage soundtracked by Dirty Work
Had a few supporting actor performances I liked more than Penn, but a pretty unimpeachable slate of winners.
Steely Dan Nation, We Won
Deeply special movie. Long live PTA and One Battle After Another.
The Michael B. Jordan win is just deeply cool—well deserved.
Landry’s next.
Chanting PTA! PTA! PTA!
That’s right you bastards stand for Lionel Richie
Chanting Coogler! Coogler! Coogler!
Chanting PTA! PTA! PTA!
Movie Magic!
Finding this guy deserves an Oscar by itself.
Miles Caton rules
HELL YEAH AMY.
I think Jordan probably gets Best Actor now, but sticking with my Lindo call. Let’s have some fun.
I have thought about this headline every day for 25 years