I’m just trying to figure out how much your stupid fucking opinion actually matters in this case.

Subsidizing farmers?

It’s a tough industry because if you succeed people buy your thing once and then you never see them again.

I gave the Slay The Spire guy a few bucks, like, a decade ago. That game is still good.

You vote in Texas?

Is it a boycott if I ignore it because I’m not interested in it? Can I pretend boredom is righteousness? There’s no meat, the marrow has been sucked dry, and the bones are boiled and bleached.
Is there anything left of HP?

Oh God we’re responsible for everyone else’s illiteracy. That’s terrifying

I haven’t played the game yet. Does anybody mention Bingo Night?

Vampires? Sounds good. But I long for more gentleman fisting.

Our goal is to unfuck what we fucked. We are very smart and strategic.

Good luck out there, buddy

I'm gonna buy a shitload of them at auction and let people take a sledge to them for $5

Maybe you're built different?

Starting underwater on a war. Very impressive. They come up to me with tears in their eyes and say "nobody else could have done it."

Grocery margins aren't high enough to support that kind of system.

I can tell you that because I work in grocery. The cameras that you see are for out of stocks. The digital price tags are for updating when re-stocks or shelf edge changes occur, or for major price shifts.

Surveillance is expensive

It's funny because that's not even the worst case. There are so many things that could be worse.

Jail is mercy.

We could probably just go ahead and replace them all with a single agent. Maybe Grok. Probably not Claude, Claude might still be mad.

This document becomes more enjoyable by the day

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I'm watching you edit this document right now, David. I'm watching you do it in a creeeeeeeepy way.

It's a great fucking strategy. They should all listen to Nick.

For some reason that I can't really put into words, I'm really angry that you have an opinion about Venezuelan oil.

I want their children and their children's children and their children's children's children on the hook for repaying every dollar these people have stolen from us.

They are absolutely going to have their money stolen. I don't know how yet, but that money is as good as gone.

Oh damn the pretty young blonde girls are stepping down?

Man, the internal rot must be BAD if they can see which way the wind is blowing.

That sounds exhausting. What a way to live

When God gives you a gift (a broken jaw) you should use it to your advantage (shutting the fuck up)

The man speaks very clearly for someone with a boot lodged in both his asshole and his throat

This is a superior presentation for consuming information and I'm not gonna listen to any arguments otherwise

What a wonderful question to ask somebody cloaking themselves in religion.

I think the biggest flaw is "control of the house comes down to a few races".

That was unlikely before and becoming even MORE unlikely as the year has gone on. It honestly kinda seems like "No Republican in anything less than a Trump +35 District will survive election night" is more likely.