Love the soup, love the name of the soup, is my approach

I always enjoy when Backerkit says it's found a better address for me than the one I picked, and it's just my regular address but in all caps. It's like buying stuff from the Beastie Boys

It's food for people who are already sick, where the doctor's assessment is "can't make it worse"

Too far north for me to have encountered it in the wild tbh!

A plate of stovies, or possibly the contents of a farmyard hoover bag

Look. This is one of our national dishes, and this was a photo someone took to try to entice you into eating it. I couldn't tell you if this plate is cooked or not. I couldn't even tell you if it's the first time it's been eaten. It looks like food we invented the first day we learned about food

Stovies. Even the name makes it sound like a sheep disease. How can it be possible to make sausages as gross as we have done with stovies?

Ohh, good point

I thought, I could just do the first line of the theme song, and then I thought, well, I remember the whole thing, so I might as well

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I did eventually plug the Morrison interview though! :)

We tend to keep the news stuff to the regular episodes, which does of course depend on old cloth-brains here remembering what's happened

As Scotland manager for the purposes of #PWC26, I must show you how in the mid-'80s we were synthesising Dépêche Mode, Tears for Fears, Heaven 17 and the kind of industrial sounds made by sentient heavy plant Bertha. Close your eyes, neck six vodka dashes and it could be tonight. Come on Scotland!

Ah shoot, I had thought we had covered him last time round, but looking back, it looks like he died just after the last episode. Argh! I wish I'd remembered that

Also, John Cena and John Oliver were born on the same day. I'm not saying there's a Twins remake in there, but there definitely is

Just learned that Osgood Perkins is Elsa Schiaparelli's great-grandson, and now so did you

(and yes, my audio is all wonky. I ballsed it up because I've forgotten how to use Zencastr)

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This is very true, and makes me much more reticent to do it

Oh wait! It's

A TORE
de pesc
A TORE
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that's what he's going for!

My guess is SCART, but that could also work

So this amazing musical that made me cry and is about stuff close to my heart, they’re at 90% with 9 days left! Go look! Go *listen*! greenlit.com/project/unfo...

a playstation twOoOoOo

Someone on reddit suggests I connect with a "scary cable" so off to the graveyard at midnight I go I guess

Particularly when it doesn't even work as a pun! I know you will feel my pain on this one

I think this is the most unintentionally funny moments in all of Star Trek.

Plugged my old PS2 into my old telly using a new PS2-compatible component cables and I'm getting sound but no picture and all the "navigate to this setup menu blind" guides on the internet aren't working, I feel betrayed by the trappings of my own youth

That makes sense!

What's Your Favorite Fish? YouTube video by Billy Cobb - Topic

OK help me out here gang, what is the word or words immediately before "pescatorial" in this song youtu.be/gtSCpMXD3qI

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