if there's one thing I've learned from studying alien abductions, it's that human eyes are way too damn small

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a woman's place is in a gadda da vida

have I told you lately that I'm an extraordinarily brilliant person?

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I only [see the world through the lenses of] the Mountain Goats

fight the powder

please, Mr Nothingburger was my father

salt wife salt life

Fred Fryer for the win

you gotta commit to the bitch

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amazing what you can get away with if you call it poetry

Mrs Beam hit the road and she ain't looking back

poetry is just shit-posting with extra steps

the moment I opened the envelope and saw the F on my amended BC was the moment that undid me most in my entire transition. just, sobbing. I thought: this is who I've been FROM THE BEGINNING, from birth. the document expressed that truth. so powerful. congratulations.

@bencollins.bsky.social is a mensch

all men are 12 now; women are actually 17.

the bum rush ain't what it used to be

Caesar's Salad Palace

A tweet from Pope Leo XIV that reads: “When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.”

Apparently the Pope has read Baudrillard.

excellent news

The HHS secretary "lacks the authority to unilaterally establish standards of care that supersede professionally recognize standards of care for provision of gender-affirming care recognized in the Plaintiff States"

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

Longtime rancher and rodeo-pickup rider Charley Hahnkamp was resting on the couch near Glen when the earthquake struck. His wife, Joyce, had already gone to bed. When the ground began to move, Hahnkamp said his wife came storming out of the bedroom. "She came out and gave me hell," he said. "She wanted to know what I was doing. She somehow thought this was my fault. It did shake pretty good around here.... It is kind of funny now. She didn't know what was going on, but she was sure that it was my fault."

I often reflect on the deep truth about relationships that this southwest Montana rancher captured when he described his interaction with his wife following an earthquake.

I am totally mogging you right now, dude. you are so fucking mogged.

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