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I'm proper chuffed that this lot got confirmed for Damnation Festival in November. Gotta love the shameless HM-2 worship.
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Go to status.bsky.app for a funny gag

I wear each "Anti-AI" blocklist membership as a badge of honour

David Cameron got that pig's head pregnant and thats where wes streeting came from

We need to stop them immediately

Live from Starmers address to Parliament

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Fibre has been down for 5 days now and I swear to god if I have to listen to Zen's fucking hold music one more time I'm actually going to fully lose it.

Yeah I was 12 when it came out and seeing it at the cinema absolutely blew my mind.

Still holds up fantastically. What a great movie!

Yep I had that dvd! It had some kind of lenticular cover which changed depending on the angle you look at it

How the actual fuck did Independence Day come out 30 years ago already??

The Grey are such a fantastic band - brilliant to see them on the bill with you!

NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)

WOIMSDAY

I absolutely cannot wait for this. Last year was great fun and just look at that lineup! 🤘

An absolutely perfect pint of draft Guinness

Beautifully poured pint of Murphy's Irish stout

New-found (re)appreciation for Irish nitro stouts. The new (I think?) Black Bush in Chester has just served me the best Guinness I've had in probably 20 years. Outstanding Murphy's too. Brilliant place!

a medieval illustration of the virgin mary punching a horned, claw-footed, bestial devil

virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Someone in an absolutely mad knock-off Garfield jacket featuring a massive GARFIELD red logo across the shoulders, an enormous gaping fanged Garfield mouth and, inexplicably "members only" printed across the arse

@brainmage.bsky.social great to see you out and about in Chester of all places - loving the new jacket! Sorry we couldn't stop and say hi!

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

omw to steal your girl

Bottle of Orval beer from 4 years ago served in a stoneware Orval chalice

Orval that's been aged in bottle for a few years develops this wonderful Brett-y note to it. Incredible stuff. Shout-out to the Cavern of the Curious Gnome in Chester which is one of my favourites bars in the world 🖤

Explaining that actually the Bene Gesserit's plans are measured in centuries, and the installation of President Trump was an unfortunate but necessary step in the unification of Abrahamic faiths to build towards the Lisan al-Gaib and the golden path.

A scan of the gold, red, and black box cover of The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. Sword and shield behind Zelda in big serif font.

“Help me… Please help me… I am a prisoner in the dungeon of the castle. My name is Zelda.”

A call for help rang out across NA 34 years ago today as the next great LoZ adventure hit Super NES.

Share the love for it, peeps <3 Where does it sit in your personal list of best/favourite Zelda games?

"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime" is so fucking funny I'm sorry everything is terrible but calling the literal Pope weak on crime is sending me into space

My Spring to do list
by JD Vance

1. Prevent Iran war
2. Negotiate end to Iran war
3. Reelect Viktor Orbán

The "I made this" meme but the first guy has an Iranian flag, he's handing a globe to American flag guy Iran: I'm blocking the strait America: you're blocking the strait? (concerned) America: (thinking) America: I'm blocking the strait