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Why is there so many cameos of the SpongeBob cheater guy in Wicked?
#meh

My beloved cat of many years has become a bony old man with eye boogers. He wont live forever. Neither will I. What has happened to him will happen to me.

I laid a turd at least a foot long. I eat a lot of fiber. Not usually this solid or that long but a win is a win.
#bitchwhoshits

My husband is falling asleep next to me and I am whispering things to him to see if they stick subconsciously. He wants to take up smoking meats, veggie growing, and he has no problems sleeping. He gets sexual satisfaction from rubbing shoulders.
#letsseewhathappens

I bought softee dry shampoo. I am just as greasy as before but now smell like coconut.
#yay

Got some sweet little ginger bread men earrings from Joyful Gem Designs. Her sanrio plush prices are also quite reasonable. If you see her buy me the starbucks earrings.

Toyota Field Christmas Light Show. We go every year.
#chrimus

I ate chipotle today with half scoop of red sauce. I will be burning later.
#worthit

I hate when kids learn Santa isn’t real because they’re one step away from figuring out I don’t exist either.

What if, and hear me out, we stop putting Jared Leto in movies

Not Moana 2 making me cry. Moana made me cry so I don't know what I expected.
#dammitdisney

Went in for a hamburger (no bun) and saw Santa!

My six year old used the word corrupted perfectly. Thanks internet.
#iwilltakeit

revenge.

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

Just flipped thru Netflix.

When did violent abduction/rape/abuse against women become a multi million $ genre?

Can you imagine if we created a genre of movies about women stalking, abducting and raping men...that made hundreds of millions?

FFS use your wallet. Don't buy movies promoting SA!

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I found out today Decatur AL has a serial rapist. This man can rape and Alabama's women cant get an abortion. Fucked up. Good men don't exist in Alabama. There wouldn't be a rapist and women would have bodily autonomy if there were.
#shitsfucked

My kid loves stickers. I dont. She will give me her stickers to be nice. She got a sticker from target today. I went to bed early for work. I have woken up and its on my hand. She put it there while I slept.
#awww

I had big dreams of a keto chicken crack dip for the weekends lunches but time got away from me. Sheet veg and steak it is!
#ohwell

I have received a soda stream. I enjoy it. Now I need accessories.