Headline about Russell Brand admitting to having sex with a 16-year-old, but he insists he did nothing wrong because the age of consent is 16.
“I know the age of consent everywhere I go, if that doesn’t scream ‘innocent,’ I don’t know what does!”
Rich people are rich first, then every other identity comes after—artistry, gender, race, ethnicity, parenthood. When they have to choose, it will always be the money.
Yankee hats above “rivalry” shirts and Red Sox merch in the team store across the street from Fenway.
The Red Sox are selling Yankee merch in their team store. That’s how far they’ve fallen.
Bartenders are particularly skilled at dealing with assholes
What?!? How will I process this, the least surprising news of all time?
Threads post from someone complaining that when they asked someone in a job interview why they wanted the job, the person answered “money.” A reply reads, “That’s it lady. That’s why we want any job. It’s for the money so we can eat food and have a roof over our head. Your company isn’t special or some amazing thing. It’s a fucking job. Get over yourself.”
I know there’s nothing I value more in an employee than the expectation that they lie through their teeth to me.
An all-timer!
"I was ABSOLUTELY told that the Democrats would be bringing knives to the gun fight. What the fuck are they doing bringing guns?" --a whole lot of Republicans looking at the results from Virginia right now
Me, a fan of the 9–14 Boston Red Sox: “Those poor Mets bastards.”
fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM
Bluesky seems to be crashing once again the wake of my scorching-hot takes
flipping through a proof of yet another book from a somewhat well known liberal voice diagnosing “where the left went wrong” and i’m struck, again, by the fact that a large part (if not most) of the liberal commentariat simply does not believe that the political right has agency.
I can't explain it but Dan Fogler should be in this.
The sanitization and sanctification of Michael Jackson is one of those subjects I can't seem to talk about with calmness or rationality; I just stare at these money-machine enterprises and feel revulsion. I think I'll skip the discourse on this upcoming movie.
What I love about the media airport discourse is how in touch it is with us regular folks who fly a few times a year. "C'mon, if you miss your flight, just hang out in the lounge sipping Dom Pérignon while the airline frantically rebooks you because you're a Triple Jade flyer!"
Disney managed to find something dumber than "In order to understand "The Rise of Skywalker you have to play Fortnite."
He's decided to spend more time handing out gold statues to Donald Trump
LOL, Disney lost IMAX-exclusive rights to Dune 3, so they just made up their own premium-format screen in order to charge more for Doomsday. It's just...theaters with reasonably big screens? There's 5,500 of them that qualify! The enshittification continues...
These names sound like, "When you transition from one group to another, we hold a purity ball where your dad fake marries you."
It sucks that we're getting the rehabilitation of a child molester because our celebrity culture is so fucked that people need to deny what victims say to maintain their heroes.
Chinatown
Don't forget the rape and pedophilia! They are so far gone they're fine with their side *raping children* if it means they get to own the libs.
I don't want to hear from any Democratic candidate who ignores this and talks solely about "kitchen-table issues." Grow up and lead. Explain to people why this matters and, yes, their taxes going to it is important. We need to rebuild our country. Say it, with full-throated abandon.
It's gonna be so funny when Doomsday limps to like $500 million worldwide.
All for-profit companies are freaks of nature that should be shamed into oblivion.
Tim Curry being arrested as Wadsworth in the deleted 4th ending of Clue
He murdered everyone in the cut 4th ending of Clue and he was running around the set so hard to re-enact it he was hospitalized with high blood pressure.
Wadsworth being arrested in the deleted 4th ending of CLUE
Tim Curry and director Jonathan Lynn, as Lynn shows Curry how to throw the key away.
Tim Curry and Lee Ving on the kitchen set of CLUE, a few days before filming, in costume for a press event.
Tim Curry, Jonathan Lynn, and script supervisor Doris Grau on the kitchen set of CLUE
In honor of Tim Curry's 80th birthday, please enjoy these deleted/behind-the-scenes from CLUE
Wadsworth being arrested in the deleted 4th ending of CLUE
Tim Curry and director Jonathan Lynn, as Lynn shows Curry how to throw the key away.
Tim Curry and Lee Ving on the kitchen set of CLUE, a few days before filming, in costume for a press event.
Tim Curry, Jonathan Lynn, and script supervisor Doris Grau on the kitchen set of CLUE
In honor of Tim Curry's 80th birthday, please enjoy these deleted/behind-the-scenes from CLUE
Shohei Ohtani just stopped to sign for Momoyo, a 100-year-old woman who survived the bombing of Nagasaki.