Well hello there

You'll probably be spared when the machines take over.

It's Anthony Gordon

I might head to KFC at lunchtime for a nice healthy protein bucket.

Fuck fuck wherever you may be.
I am the lord of the fuck said he.

Sammy the Snake plus a pair of snake eggs. She's a lucky woman

Especially if they are the pilot.

I've done the same with Original Source lime shower gel.

Is that shirt made of asbestos or something. The fire resistance is excellent.

So how long did you work for Currys

They should also be just as easy to cancel online as they are to subscribe online. Yes Sky. I'm pointing at you.

If the slices get any more hollowed out the core is going to be the only thing left.

I reckon I have had more than one of them asking me if I want fries with that at the drive thru.

And this is before they give Amorim a fortune to spend in the summer and then sack him in October.

Invented by Amber Heard I believe.

Pessimist. For all you know it may be an own goal from an Everton player.

You are aware your wife has this banked ready for use when you least expect it right?

Posted from his nans sofa as well by the look of it. Classic kopiteing

There's always a simple solution right in front of us isn't there...

Do they ever do revisited ones? Id love to see how many realise after a fortnight that living somewhere packed with tourists is actually quite annoying.

Once got told to fuck off by Karl 'Jacko from Brush Strokes' Howman

Sale of the Cemetery

Not a patch on my old horse drawn phone.

Letting a puppy constantly attack him and then failing to kick it on the counter attack more like

Can't wait to see the size of the Toblerone they try to get any prospective buyer to take on as well

I've just sicked up in my mouth after reading that. I can pop it in a pot for your lunch if you like.

The Burger King would be half the size of the terminal but still only have two staff working at any time.

Maybe Pep as new kit man too

Oh for the days of The Rock, Con Air and Face Off

That's why my tree is made out of good old plastic..