Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Cannot believe this is real and not a satire headline

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There’s a reason he’s polling in the single digits while he gets $$$$$$$$$ from places like Woodside and Los Altos Hills.

My my, hey hey

The Pentagon will stop requiring members of the military to get flu vaccines. Image Hegseth, wearing a blue suit, a tie and American flag pocket square, stands in front of an American flag. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said Tuesday that service members would no longer have to get flu vaccines.Credit...Pete Marovich for The New York Times The Pentagon will no longer require troops to get annual flu vaccines, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said on Tuesday, calling the policy an “absurd, overreaching” mandate.

George Washington LITERALLY would not have won the Revolutionary War had he not vaccinated the troops against smallpox.

Meanwhile, this idiot: www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

birds: they will never email you. and that’s a promise.

Notwithstanding the bullshit about impact on humanity, adoption of AI in enterprise is the real story.

We need a labeler here that lets everyone know.

ACTUALLY WENT TO THE 2026 WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER

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And this is why you don’t bootlick a sociopathic narcissist.

future generations will need a series of textbooks just to explainhow this dumb question became a litmus test because these fascists were so stupid and their leader so far up his own arsehole that they couldnt even just lie about what they thought to get into power

hi

#rocknroll

Indeed

At the Chapel, where the room is bright and the vocals are muddy. Wear earplugs and wish for supertitles.

Muses (throwing)

You are Virtus, Virginia voters. Sic semper Trump. Vote yes.

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The NBA fixed the 2016 Finals to give LeBron a title in Cleveland.

It’s very Unabomber

iPhone Mini in every product refresh cycle until the heat death of the fucking universe. I’d be like the Costco CEO talking about the $1.50 hot dogs: figure it out or you’re fired.

Render under Caesar that which is Caesar’s, except when Caesar charges by the mile

iPhone Mini until I die

Maybe we will get gift cards

Tariff refunds will go into some random treasury entry and be forgotten, or used to extend the travel budget from July to September

cute ones though?

California governor election update - Betty Yee is ending her campaign. While she was polling low, this may be significant as it frees up a lot of organizations and political leaders to endorse someone else - she had been one of the first to run.
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I worry about these books that promise a lot and fade into babble like a thousand Atlantic articles that actually weren’t worth the gift link

Hoping this is as good as its title suggests

So close and yet so FAR

#BassOutNow

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