Kill tens of thousands of women and children? No problem.
Smash one lil' ol' statue of the Jeebus? Right to jail and a formal apology from Bibi.
#idf #bibi

JD Vance is leading the negotiations again?!? Well I’m sure that’ll work out just great. Ack! I rolled my eyes so hard I sprained my eyebrows!
#iran #hormuz #trump

Good Fork on my day off, as is the tradition of my people.

JETPAAAAAACK!!!
#oongka #jetpack #crimsondesert

And after Jesus smote all the snakes on the plane, he spoke unto the Neophytes, saying 'That kid eating glue in sunday school probably knows more about the bible than Pete Hegseth.'

Oongka like Chonky kitty.
#crimsondesert

Well….it was a good run for awhile there but I guess I’m a ring wraith now. At least I still have my chonky boy.
#crimsondesert

As it should be!

From the SipsTea community on Reddit: babe wake up! new iranian lego just dropped! Explore this post and more from the SipsTea community

Wow! That's a real banger! :)
#iran #trump #lego

If this constipation doesn’t end IMMEDIATELY I will eat a block of cheese. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#trump #hormuz #blockade

The latest additions to my menagerie: Chonky boy, Fluffy girl, and my list of 9 pets. 😆
#crumsondesert

lol - it all makes sense now! :)

Traffic through Strait of Hormuz as Iran closes key waterway Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz in response to Israeli attacks on Lebanon, Iranian state media reported.

Wow, that lasted <checks watch> a few hours?
#iran #hormuz #trump

Ya know, if Trump does this exact thing three or four more times, people are just gonna stop believing his threats and come up with some kind of nickname for him....
#iran #trump

JD Vance Learns in Real Time Trump Left Him Out of Iran Attack Plans Two different reporters told Vance to check his phone.

The bombing in Iran started a bit earlier than the 8pm deadline today, but don't feel too bad if you didn't know about it. They didn't tell JD Vance either.
#iran #trump #jdvance

Wireless festival cancelled after Kanye West banned from entering UK Rapper had been booked to play at festival in London, prompting outcry over his past antisemitic remarks

This sparks joy.
#kanye #banyed

*Bonk!*
#cassius #crimsondesert

Man, it's almost as if the drunk nazi from Fox and Friends doesn't know shit about the Middle East.
#hegseth

Rescued a witch.
#crimsondesert

Yeah! Eat it!
#crowcaller #crimsondesert

Eek! That’s a lot frikkin’ crows.
#crimeondesert

Black kitty added to my collection. Gotta catch’em all!
#crimsondesert

Another extension before committing more war crimes. Thanks, TACO!
#trump #doesnt #have #the #cards

Ok, Mr.Art of the Deal. Time for your nap.
#Trump

Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.

Psst! Bondi! Book deal! *wink*
#trump

I finally got two kitties along with my doggo. The kitties like to perch on my shoulder.
#crimsondesert

Trump's unverified 'New Regime President' in Iran, who is 'definitely real' has definite 'girlfriend in Canada' vibes.
#trump #iran #orangeclown

One of Donald's handlers/wipers should probably tell him that today's not the day to be saying anything on social media.
Just Shhhhh. Shut it, piggy.
#trump #aprilfool