solt and peppor shaker from chrono cross but theyre goth trans women

would you smoke with them

Peppor from Chrono Cross (1999)

look at this freak

Lank & Stout (They were Salt and Peppor in the alternate timeline) are doing a manzai comedy routine on a stage

Lank & Stout say "We still have a ways to go with our stand up comedy act, but one day, we will really, truly make you laugh!"

Sneff, a pirate turned magician, looks at the pair and says "Lank and Stout..."

Remember our favorite minion-coded lackies?

The pair clearly named after seasonings, and probably also an American hip hop group?

Well they're a manzai comedy duo in this timeline after losing their memory- Our beloved Lank and stout

Why has no one made a Chrono Cross "Solt" and "Peppor" shakers (and "Ketchop" bottle)?
Maybe I'm the only one who'd buy that.

Solt.
Peppor.
Ketchop.
Mustord.
Mayannaise.
Relosh.

#ChronoCross

I feel like most jrpg or jrpg patterned games need a "dipshit squad", which is a group of generally very stupid jobbers you regularly own to lighten things up.

ソルトン(敵雑魚)にキレるシュガールになるでこれは

"Why do you think we exist" - Solt and Peppor from Chrono Cross "hype moments and aura" - Biggs and Wedge from Final Fantasy VIII/FFVIII "type shit" - Solt and Peppor

Hey man here's a serious game about like. Regret and environmentalism. hope you like fighting these dumbasses named solt and peppor like 10 times

Some scoundrel-maxing guy showed up, kicked our dog off a cliff, and now wants to fight us

He has two lackies, solt and peppor

Incidentally, Pierre was never seen again because he was sent back in time and fell in love with a parallel version of himself and they had a child who would grow up to be that same Pierre thus creating a paradox

FACT: Solt and Peppor NEVER die. In the True Hero ending, it's stated they were never seen again after confronting Lynx, this is because one of them soloed him and both went on to live prosperous lives out of the view of the public eye. If they had both taken him on it would've destroyed the world

solt and peppor from chrono cross in earth federation uniforms.

ryu jose and kai shiden from gundam in acacia dragoon armor.

solt in an earth federation uniform staring at clamp from gundam. both of their faces are in side profile. in the back is a shocked peppor.

0079 if it was good 🙄

when i first found this i was like genuinely elated this is the only official visual of them outside the in-game models afaik

Solt and Peppor from the Chrono Cross: Missing Piece art book.

my invincible war oc invincible but hes a comic relief side character in the oft-hated sequel to a critically acclaimed jrpg with his twin brother rx-77-2 guncannon

you can find them again in the another world version of the secret little island where dario ends up in home world, but even if you bring karsh nothing substantial really happens

Dalton in the SMT verse: (Picture of Dalton from Chrono Trigger saying "Mwa, ha, ha! Enjoy a little taste of my true power!" as the version of Lucifer fought at the end of Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne dies in an explosion) Demi-Fiend in the realistic world of Chrono Cross: (Demi Fiend lying dead with X's on his eyes at the top of Cape Howl as Solt and Peppor walk away in victory)

clamp from mobile suit gundam

solt from chrono cross

dude .............

okay.

They mainly work under Karsh in the Acacia Dragoons. Although Peppor is in a higher position, Solt is more well-informed. Their exchanges are always similar to a straight man and funny man routine.

SHAKER BROTHERS FACT #8:

In Japanese, Solt often refers to Peppor as 隊長 (taichō,) or commanding officer. I believe it's not conveyed in English, but Peppor is actually a higher rank than Solt is, as is similarly mentioned in Chrono Cross Ultimania.

i don't have a good grasp of japanese but i suspect this is because i thiiiiiink when saying any form of やる (to do) peppor uses katakana for the first character (making it ヤる) which is apparently slang for "to have sex"

was playing chrono cross in japanese for a bit to get their dialogue god bless machine translation

you know i never gave it much thought but i wonder if ketchop is supposed to be like actually completely unrelated to solt and peppor since he's just Ludwig in japanese

In Chronopolis, there is a room observing the two different worlds. On the Another World monitor, Solt and Peppor are seen guarding the gate of Viper Manor. They are never seen doing this in-game.

SHAKER BROTHERS FACT #7:

this one is big chrono cross spoilers so I'm putting it in the alt text of the image

i like the first one better it makes him sound so exasperated

SHAKER BROTHERS FACT #6:

In Chrono Cross: The Radical Dreamers Edition, they changed the period in one of Peppor's lines to a question mark. Literally unplayable.

SHAKER BROTHERS FACT #5:
In the Programmer’s Ending of Chrono Cross, the Shaker Brothers act as your entry and exit point.

also this is cute

I FORGOT YESTERDAY