A stylized illustration of Donald Trump and Oscar Wilde in the style of origami.

"You have to be wealthy in order to be great." ~ Donald J. Trump
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"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" ~ Donald J. Trump
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"All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe." ~ Lewis Carroll, Jabberwocky

A stylized image of Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy.

"I alone can fix it." ~ Donald J. Trump speaking at the 2016 Republican National Convention
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"United there is little we cannot do in a host of cooperative ventures." ~ John F. Kennedy in his 1961 inaugural address

A stylized image of Donald Trump and George Washington. Donald Trump is raising his hands as if saying "It's not my fault."

"I take full responsibility. It’s not my fault." ~ Donald J. Trump regarding the COVID pandemic.
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"Ninety-nine percent of failures come from people who make excuses." ~ George Washington

A stylized portrait of Donald Trump holding a fistful of cash alongside a portrait of Kahlil Gibran.

"Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich." ~ Donald J. Trump
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"Beauty is a light in the heart." ~ Kahlil Gibran

A stylized image of Donald Trump and Socrates. Trump says, "I'm a very stable genius." Socrates says, "I know that I know nothing."

"[I am] a very stable genius." ~ Donald J. Trump

"I know that I know nothing." ~ Socrates