DRAGONS!!!!

Comic update banner. A close up on one man's foot, twisting.

New Ultraviolents page is up! Not out of the woods yet.

🔞 Read today's page: https://uv.itsnero.com/comic/295/
⛓️ Read from the beginning: https://uv.itsnero.com/comic/ch-1/ 
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#spiderforest #comic

Pokemon rumble spheal with blurry speech text that says "have you tried not giving up and using whimsy and hope?"

as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:

you brought this on yourselves

you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster

you earned this

i dont usually do post like these but me and my 3 roommates are getting kicked out of our place, i thought we could find a place fast but we're running out of time
if you're looking for even 1 or 2 new roommates in the mississauga area please dm me

"next to the poutine truck at canadian tire"
i love how we get mad at people stereotyping us but also just deadass live in a stereotype

It’s officially Silas's third birthday, join us in sending him birthday howls! 🎂🐺

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MabelGreysmoke - Piczel.tv Mabel's House of Smoke and Mirrors

GSR LIVE READ TONIGHT (4/21) @ 9:30PM EST!

Join Syn, Bibi, Karen and I as we read chapter 23 and maybe 24 of The Magician, in dramatic fashion! Come listen as we continue the story of one Mabel Greysmoke, and approach the end of book 1!

#korps #mfbc #villainsinvisors

piczel.tv/watch/MabelG...

god this guy rules. he says "I'm going to fix this" and then just goes and does it. really humiliating for every other mayor honestly

two roads diverged in a wood, and I
I took the one less traveled by
and that is why my résumé is a fucking trainwreck

Fursonaless Behaviour

Vrrmn's spectral rat avatar pushes her way through the canopy hatch to Tucker Todd's mech cockpit. She's pissed. Dialogue: "YOU GORGE YOURSELF ON THE STINKING CARCASS OF THE PLANET YOU KILLED. AND YOU EXPECT US TO LOVE YOU FOR IT?"

Getting a little tired of this fuckin' dude. There's a new CROSSED WIRES comic page live on https://crossedwires.irisjay.net , and two more for subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

COMMISSIONS OPEN! I've got 4 slots this week, and I've been on a roll! Reply or DM me to claim a slot!

Drawing of a duck in a little sweater. The duck has not showered or shaved in like four days. NARRATOR: “Our man suddenly springs into action!” DUCK: “I gotta start acting like I have my shit together or I risk being PERCEIVED”

the procrastinator prepares for a manic burst of “productivity” to spare the ego

won!

HE'S PULLING HIS BEP OUT
For @kaidzsu.com !!

everywhere you look, they’re adding rate limits and raising the price per token. it’s almost as if the bill is coming due and they can’t keep throwing money at making something happen that isn’t happening.

everyone with real American manliness and a basic knowledge of military history knows that serious war efforts have never been derailed by such trifling matters as "communicable diseases"

not to mention the time the UK got overthrown by the Dutch as part of a larger regional power play, which was somehow also fine and good

hugely pregnant mage vrea

( preg )
another repost,

fertility cleric vrea

#ballpoint

( cw: eggs / oviposition, hypno (?), pseudoincestuous dialogue )
got the next rent-lowering gunshot nice and ready

just more of powderkeg living her best life

offscreen voice: ...You're half an hour late. Erika, in a tiny red dress that barely covers her tits and crotch: ... ... ...Had to do some, 'Cleanup'. voice: ....I won't ask what that means. Erika: Good. voice: ... Weren't there panties and leggings for that outfit? Erika, clearly wearing nothing under the lower part of the dress: Yeah? Didn't wear 'em. I ain't covering all this up, I wanna make your whole family jealous. Is that a problem? voice: NO.

such a charmer
surefire way to get your transphobic uncle run through a wood chipper

#ballpoint

lrt: magenta eggs huh 🤔

EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!?

SOME CHICKENS CAN LAY PINK AND PURPLE EGGS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

I need somebody
(Help) not just anybody
(Help) you know I need someone, help!!!!!

Someone come over here and talk me down. I don't need more chickens.

£40 short for tomorrow. Very close. Will have more coming out after... if folks want to help with that too, I'd appreciate it

ko-fi.com/marstruc

a large pregnant anthro doe and her human male partner taking a stroll holding hands

9 months later

Get sniffed, stinky
#deer

gets real high and forgets to make a post about 4/20 until the 21st when i promptly get distracted reading about the mythological foundation of rome in 753 BCE. the ultimate Karen experience