sabering is all the rage with the youths i hear

im going to ihop and ordering off the secret menu. the meal is called the "old yeller." they take you out back and shoot you point blank.

permission to go beastmode sir

not allowed to kms on tdov not allowed to kms on tdov not a

poised….

really cool that TDOV is the day before rent is due. smh

Trans Day Of Give Money To Trans People Please Thanks

strange worm in the bed

the GILFS are eating it up in the hobby facebook group

if you don’t like my stupid wine mom suburbanite craft i’ll really do it this time

(after making art, admiring) maybe life is worth living

(before and during) i should be smeared across the sidewalk by a giant boot

YEAHHHHHH WOOOO

platonically beating me to a pulp sounds awesome honestly

ideally

not fully dry yet

is anyone into in hurting me violent style or do i have to do everything myself

who’s oomf is this… miss Balls Darby

idk man i’m trying to rebuild the habit of making shit i hate all of it tho

uhhhhhhhhhh

my fondest MEAT brush

made a pretty sexy breakfast sandwich out of shit in the fridge #neverkillyourself

your girl is busy fucking my folds sorry

my favorite hobby? glorifying obesity

gotta eat some cold cuts king

noooo you’re tony sopranomaxxing

best guess is a pet script that got very very lost

i love being fat i can buy up all the secondhand carhartt string bean dudes can’t even hold up with both hands and a belt

she is so Shaped

even an ironic gif hurts me spiritually

a screenshot of a google maps listing for a restaurant called “Meat U Anywhere BBQ”

damn girl i’d