I'm saying the magic words

Goblin Market
Kobold Boutique
Bugbear Haberdasherye
Ogre judgmental Byke Shoppe
Hill Troll Comic Booke store wyth weirde hours
Mountayne Giant Real Estate Agencye that wil nevir call you back

You have gained the ability 𝚂𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚙.

Who wants to be a mage? I hate books, spells, stinky bottles, writing, all that stuff, don't you?

Windows 11 wallpaper edited to be green, with a logo and the text "Orbs 12" overlaid onto it.

Orbs 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Enchantable, Attunement-Based, Homunculus-Focused OS

Every good tweet starts with an invocation of the muses

full moon to-morrow

To the west, Nemedia, Aquilonia. To the south, Koth, Stygia. Snakes! Everywhere these evil towers.

Feeling bonesome today

Mr. Traits

Movie about a guy who does nothing

Im kinda like the white Max Rebo

[at the bar] yeah that’s my boy over there. he’s a little evil but he’s cool [sees him making hand signs while muttering an incantation to himself] excuse me for a second

i love when something is to my liking

Woe would never betide me

Nobody's making you mount those pallisades

Is this human ages or a d100 table

Three panel comic. Panel 1: A girl at a bar sipping a drink says to someone standing next to her, “my friends warned me about you.” Panel 2: the guy, an eldritch horror wearing a tshirt and backwards cap says “what they say?” The girl replies, “that you eat souls.” Panel 3: he says “come on, that’s crazy!” She says “mhm.”

While you were reading this your favorite meteor just disintegrated

While you studied the blade I studied a smooth stone

Wizard of new and exciting features

I met the real life joker really hard to get along with and full of shit besides

Force feeding a black dragon one million tums

Components bought sold and traded

Egads! That's one of the smallest husbands I've ever seen

The goblin horde didn't kidnap your wife man I just had dinner with her and her 43 husbands they're doing great they asked about you man I didn't know what to say