she has such a way with words #nytspellingbee

and this is how i find out about the switch 2 😨 thank god i never bought a replacement after mine broke lmaooo

wow i thrive so much better in a clean and organized environment! *proceeds to be terrible at keeping said environement clean and organized*

also ethel cain where 😔😔

poor soos, being used as a representation for the worst of the american population 😔😔

be the type of partner to spend $40 to contribute to the cost of buying those heart lover vinyl things with no hesitation because she wants them 💜💜

i think that’s what her security guards are for 🫶🫶 (/lighthearted)

you said what i wanted to say much more eloquently than i could

i love replying to everything and then deleting the reply before i respond. i got the thought out of my brain and now i can live without the consequence of a public comment (interacting with strangers)

tired of only single letters and double letters in words and names. when’s a baby gonna be born named “Eileeen” or “Isaaac” you all are cowards and should do this

me with 273 purple mountain flowers in my inventory in skyrim

same, but for me it’s an obscene amount of foragable potion ingredients and cooking ingredients. i say i’ll use them. i never do.

WHOS THAT POKÉMON!? ITS… PIKA… chari… saur????

happy new year everyone!! stay safe yall, we’re in for a hell of a time but i just ate a grilled cheese so i think everything’s gonna be okay. 🎉

you’re right lol, i just took what you said too literally and that’s my bad.

YESS EXACTLY!! i swear a dragon level or at least the bones you sometimes find should be guaranteed to have at least one, considering how rare they are.

tired of people crediting world leaders with things that happened in their time. no president cured an illness, it was the doctors and scientists. no prime minister improved infrastructure, it was the construction workers and architects and everyone who people overlook. makes no sense to me

i swear, the amount of dragon teeth you need to the obelisk is insane. maybe i’m just unlucky, but it took me about an in-game year and a month of mining most days to find enough 😭

i mean, eating sugar is essential to living. which im pretty sure cocaine isn’t. but i also don’t know the context of this study, i could be acting like a snarky bitch for no reason

the ONE time i said “merry christmas” to someone this year the man turned out to be jewish. he wasn’t offended, he just told me “happy hanukkah!”

i said “happy holidays” to a christian yesterday and they looked at me like i killed baby jesus, said nothing, and walked out.

but we’re sooo sensitive.

I HAD NO IDEA SZA WAS RELEASING LANA IVE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK THIS IS THE BEST EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER

so passionate about the raw milk he felt the need to share it twice.

i usually look on pinterest for mine, if you’re looking for realistic proportions i would specify searching humans and not drawings. if you want random ones, quickposes.com is a site my girlfriend recommends, so it’s highly reputable. posemaniacs.com has a good database as well!

ermm then stop posting ragebait. clearly if i’m mad at what you’ve said you’ve baited me into rage. my reading comprehension and context clues?? what are those???

horrifying image to start to read as a fan of the magnus archives, thank you

i love riding in the car with my SIL. she’s only listening to chappel roan and hozier. she’s driving a sage green subaru forester. she has a car ornament that’s a frog with a cowboy hat. her husband is in the passenger seat

happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend @ovrdrmaticntrue.swifties.social :) i can’t wait to spend the rest of them with you!! 💜💜

GUESS WHO GOT INTO ALL STATE CHORUSSSSSSS

we rejoice!!

yeah, he was only my first thought because i had to read and answer a bunch of questions about moby dick for AP Lit and it was . . . quite the task