Wondering if a Yorkshireman is in charge of which words get capitalised on trains in South Florida.

Just leaving that game, actually. Can confirm it happened.

Can't believe we didn't even get a chance to say goodbye to Mike before the giant cat. Puts things in perspective.

Timberwolves basketball tonight in Minnesota is basically what English cricket is all the time. It's not that you're not on lots of drinking establishment TVs, it's just that your sound isn't turned up on any of them.

As cool stuff on YouTube goes, the end of Somerset v Hampshire is right up there with Nick Offerman explaining woodworking.

A fun side effect of bright, coordinated-by-section fan shirts is how it makes the ref look like a doomsday preacher with a robust congregation.

Crazy that we have some sort of machine that can move faster than a human being now

He is - and however insulting this sounds, please understand that I mean it in a way that is somehow even more insulting - Britain's most Marco Rubio politician.

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

Last time I was in Tampa, I went to a business breakfast event where they were slicing bagels vertically like bread. It is a land beyond laws.

Related: I have been banned from the jukeboxes of three different Fort Lauderdale dive bars.

Best money I spend is when I wait until the biggest bro in the bar is playing whatever he's playing - and with him singing, air guitar etc, you can always tell. Once his friends know this is his set, I pay my song order override money and drop in something from my favorite musical, My Fair Lady.

Found where your mum buys her earrings.

Hot take: sport plays important social roles, and now it's almost completely taken on this one.

Big thanks to Leicestershire and Gloucestershire for taking part in county cricket so at least somebody can feel something in the season's first matches.

Also I realise the press box looks like what I'm mostly talking about there, but tell me the Edrich doesn't look like some gently, comically geometric Pixar creation that waddles and communicates through anxious beeping

I love how it's the great cathedral and all, but from a certain angle it looks like characters from a Wall-E sequel.

I love this website.

The worst city I've ever been to is Lake Ontario.

I'm at a Marlins-White Sox baseball game, and there's a guy here in a Harry Kane jersey.
Problem is, it's Bayern when obviously a Spurs shirt is the appropriate one for a Marlins-White Sox game.

Those "homeowners turning into their parents" ads often feel like they are staring into my very soul.

SNL UK being written about like a football club that avoided the drop to League 2.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BATTER

Obviously these are grim times but hang around with big-brain scientists - or hell, just normal doctors - and you quickly find out that shitty and really strange beliefs sit pretty easily there.

The most famous person I ever interviewed for a British newspaper was Dolly Parton.

One could very easily make the case that the ICC's raison d'etre is preventing as many people as possible from playing Test cricket, and has been that since the very beginning.

Which party got schools to sell off their playing fields in the 1980s Peter?

The difference between you and me is, you want him to yell "bat" or announce Clem Fandango; I want a live, elaborately staged rendition of One Track Lover.

Italy:
Beat USA in baseball.
Qualified for t20 World Cup.
Hasn't made a football World Cup since 2014.

At the ponies. Guess who didn't win